My kids play hockey. I didn't. When they sit next to me at games, a minimum of 4 times they tell me I'm overreacting if I think a penalty should have been called.
This message is for (at least a good amount of) Dallas Stars fans.
#mnwild #nhl #dallasstars #nhlplayoffs
Happy Rex Manning Day!
Call me crazy, but we shouldn't have to wake up every day trying to figure out if the president of the United States is trying to manipulate the market or start a nuclear war.
So desperate to go back to the simplicity of the early 2000s, I think I'm going to start popping my collar again. If that doesn't work I'm adding another layer until it works or I suffocate.
U-KNIGHT-ED STATES 🇺🇸
@pwhltorrent.bsky.social and Team USA captain Hilary Knight breaks the US women's hockey record for most career goals (15) AND points (33) in her last Olympic game!
That goal song is what the youths refer to as a banger. 🇨🇿 #Olympics
Not that I expect it to last, but it's pretty fun seeing the country of my ancestors beating this colossus of a Canada team. #Olympics
The ANTM doc appears to be several episodes of Tyra dramatically smizing "we didn't knowwww"!
The car fox is slowly approaching the uncanny valley
I so often heard "Those who dont study history are doomed to repeat it."
What everyone forgot to mention was that some of us would study it but still be surrounded by hundreds who APPARENTLY DIDN'T GET THE MEMO
I can't stop listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social Peter Balkan, which puts me in a strange conundrum. I legitimately never thought I'd have to decide between my favorite album about a shipwreck, I assumed Mignionette would stand alone forever.
I really feel like the people keep saying "we are broke and we want you to fix it, and we don't care how you do it."
Game's not over yet, but the omens were there this morning outside our window
Fan of the year award to the woman loudly yelling "let's go Vikings" off camera with 10 left and getting absolutely handled. Better woman than I, my friend.
I feel like punts are the least of our problems right now 😫😭😭
Why do we insist on bringing back the worst trends from my childhood?! Mixed plaids should be outlawed fr
Did anyone else see Jackson Dart just straight up high five the ref?
Fuckin pumped
To the tune of the chorus to "I See" by Letters to Cleo but it's just Trump trying to pronounce acetaminophen.
All week I have been chuckling to myself picturing some of these people meeting the most-very-likely-not-beige Jesus, and if my imagination is any indication it could be cinema gold.
Amazing how they always find a way to make it the pregnant woman's fault.
Something I never really grasped until recently - how did people in war times know it was time to stop showing up to work? I feel like the world has been progressively more "warry" for the last year, and yet I still gotta order stamps and use m6 customer service voice.
She's the prettiest girl
If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.
Steely Dan, we thank you for your service
For those who watched the Jubilee with Medhi and are feeling shellshocked, this is what us 'blue dots' in rural areas have been saying. It is BAD out here, and I'm not even in a predominantly red state.
There just isn’t a lot of political science research that’s like “what happens when the king is also on Facebook all day”
