it's me i'm moms

"Let's go mets" captioned over an image of Al Kaaba with the Mets logo in the bottom right

out here killing jonathan

oh hell yeah that's a good idea. i've done wire sculptures with rebar in the past i bet i could get it to hold

i've done that before, but honestly i've been prioritizing music and other things instead of drawing for a while now and currently only have time/interest in stuff like this

DoorDash Grandma vs. Kalshi Grandson

you can climb anything if you got a big ol' potbelly gut to rest on your top tube

every advancement in mountain bike geometry over the past decade feels like it had a beer gut in mind

thank you!!

digital continuous scribble drawing of a baseball player about to throw a ball. not signed by yours truly but drawn by yours truly, macnult 🎨

beisbol

crow with great blue heron tendencies

the funniest thing i’ve experienced as a mandolinist so far was yesterday’s show, when a guy came up to me like “dude, you shred that thing you sound amazing. uhh… what’s your instrument actually called tho?” and then he gestured to a table of people who were all trying to find the answer on google

i can’t :(

i'm just chillin, steaming crab man alive in Dwiftopia

i’m at my most american when i’m committing open container violations and tuning in to illegal sports streams

getting into heaven because i downloaded Brave browser on my phone to play music on youtube with the screen locked

if a baseball broadcast doesn't show the pitch type then i want both teams to lose

the devil got mogged in georgia. absolutely fiddlemaxxed

The United Slugs Postal Service ofc

"honest cop with nothing to lose" okay so one lie and a truth

Inception 2: Keep Dreamin'

doing bumps of pollen in the bathroom of a mocktail bar

washington post paywall message: It looks like you already have an account. Check your email at gofuckyourself@gmail.com for a link to sign in securely, without a password or [Sign in] [back]

can the owner of this email account do me a solid

here ya go, champ, a bowl of silica gel packets on the house

Who 360 NoScoped Laura Palmer?

poasting on bsky to working for MLB pipeline

lotta fracking going on with this bad boy. press that button, it'll activate the gamer lights

just hire me, macnult

i'm usually a Hard No when songs start going "na na na" or "la la la", but she gets a pass for having a major surgery for vocal polyps and having to literally relearn how to talk and sing

i haven't but it looks neat!