I said “Do. NOT. GO. INTO… THE… WOODS!!!”

#TheLastDriveln #MutantFam #Woods

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#tldi #mutantfam #thelastdrivein #dontnight #dontgointhewoods this wishes it was dark place

“I said Do. NOT. TORTURE… A… DUCKLING!!!”
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Dont

Which song would you rather be beaten up to? #TheLastDriveIn

Manos: The Round Of Fate YouTube video by Yowzer

Easily one of the dumbest things I’ve ever “made”. Merry Manos Everyone!

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@dumb-industries.com #Manos #ManosDay #ManosTheHandsOfFate

Merry Manos one and all!

This tracks. No wonder the “teens” dialogue sound like a teacher desperately trying to relate to them - it was written by one.

There are few things in movies worse than when contemporary teenagers are given dialogue that is clearly written by middle aged dudes trying too hard. Cringe city, USA.

If someone doesn’t yell back “Polo!” soon, I’m gonna lose it. #TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveln #MutantFam

Based on the sound cue here it’s safe to assume one of these people, or the motorcycle, is bionic. #TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

In Soviet Russia, MacGuffin chase you!

#MuteWitness #TheLastDriveIn

Certainly I’m not the only one who skipped past #MuteWitness at the video store a thousand times because the box art is kinda lame. Turns out I’ve been missing g out for 30 years.

Someone should make an idiom about that and never tell me what it is.

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I’d post a selfie of myself in my #LastDriveIn but I don’t think you can handle it.

Did we just see half of the drive in totals before the opening credits rolled? #BadMoon #TheLastDriveIn

Frankly it’s always bugged me that so many werewolves are running around killing folks when they could be using their gifts to dunk more basketballs. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #DogSoldiers #MutantFam #GiveMeAKegOfBeer #AndThese #Twinkies

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This tracks.
#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #DogSoldiers

Is there a more posted image/video of a tv counting down a tv than this? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

“He woulda known there was a giant spider in this cave so he would pretend to be a skeleton so he could keep warm and safe…” #TheLastDriveIn #EarthVsTheSpider

“Previously on In A Violent Nature…”

At least we finally know if slasher movie would be better if was just the “in between stuff”.

And the answer is a shoulder shrug and a “Eh - not really”.
#TheLastDriveIn

“Is there slashing?” and “Is it kinda dumb”? Are really the only two criteria I need answered to call a movie a slasher. The rest is gravy. #TheLastDiveIn

“It’s not for blind kids..”

Nothing can. That’s monologue is killer (pun probably intended).

For a moment I thought he was telling us the story of the last movie. #Intruder #TheLastDriveIn

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Is this the movie or did Joe Bob change over to Twitch to livestream playing Jason in the Friday the 13th video game? @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #InAViolentNature

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This American Doctor Who reboot is DARK. #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam #Intruder

Ready for the #Intuder / Chopping Mall mashup featuring these supermarket robots. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

a group of children are playing a game of jenga in a living room . ALT: a group of children are playing a game of jenga in a living room .

This score is reminding me more and more of the Brady Bunch “concentrate/focus” music. #TheIntruder #TheLastDriveIn