VALID

NORMALIZE 👏 EATING 👏 OUT 👏 YOUR 👏TOP👏

Sincerely,
A top that loves getting eaten out

NGL, I kinda wanna get some mx/motorcucle gear. I love the vibe and look of it.

Do y'all think it's look good on me? I only ever see posts from skinny boys in it

Today is my birthday. That is

39 years
468 months
3028 weeks
14245 days

of being alive.

And still no bitches

ALSO WHERE IS MY DAMN CAKE?!

bro downloaded the Hot AF DLC

PRETTY SURE THAT AT THE MFF RAVE

I saw two furries, who didn't know each other communicate through only hip gyrations. Then ran off together.

REAL BUMBLE BEE ENERGY AND I AM HERE FOR IT

step one: Feel yourself.

step two: Let me feel you instead ~

I will be invading MFF tomorrow and truthfully, I don't know a ton of people going.

If you're going hmu! I need people to party with!

👀👀

All I really want tbh

To my fellow business furries. Be very careful not to press enter to early on your messages.

"Current Strategy - Anal"

is VERY DIFFERENT then

"Current Strategy - Analysis"

if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock.

My job has decided that there are 100 "little things" that won't be hard for their employees to do.

I have decided to be maliciously compliant with those 100 little things.

Just one step down from logging 15 minutes everyday for just time tracking :3

Consider... Dragons✨

Listen, I know you have daddy issues.

Have you considered letting me be your Daddy solution?

You see, I'm a top because life fucks me so much I'd like to fuck something as payback.

tbh... kinda feeling this fit for the raves

The most disappointing thing in the world is someone with a really sexy bike but really shitty gear.

AT LEAST get a good helmet and jacket.

I'M over here trying to OOGLE over you.

I met this bean at FWA and low-key I wanna find out who it is so I can nerd out about Satisfactory with them. Help me be a nerd social media

Dear bartender at Epic who asked me if I wanted to get the job done or if I wanted to ease into it.

You'd know my answer and if you keep making me drinks like this. You'll find out exactly what kind of job I can do.

The image of the axle just being a bunch of magic wands will not escape my head

I haven't been on a coaster in like ... 6 years, and the first one I chose was Velocicoaster. Really jumped right back into the deepend with that one lmao

"YOU KIDS ARE ALWAYS ON YOUR DAMN PHONES"

screams the boomer who has been sitting in front of the TV for 4 hours

Instead of hating on things that people enjoy, you just let them enjoy it. Isn't there enough to worry about in the world?

Who cares what people enjoy, if it's not hurting anyone or anything. It doesnt matter. Release yourself from the stress of caring what people do that don't involve you.

I LOVE those undies. Woof

"Where we going?!"

Listen. If you were born from an egg, you were just slow cooked.

Don't @ me birds.

How I'd like to get you :3

Tbh, I just need me some more pup time. I barely wear my stuff and it's my happy place.

Both? How about both. Easy choice