I’m sitting up here thinking,
Forget 5…10…20 years from now;
How about the few weeks since Oscar night alone:
How frequently have people watched & rewatched One Battle After Another since then?
I’d bet everything I hold near & dear that’s it’s nowhere near the heavy rotation amount as Sinners.
That’s a lie ‘cuz 1983 was 20 years ago!
Go on…
I’m laughing my ass off, but watch me find the love of my life and her name is Adrienne Jackson, b/c the universe got jokes.
Meanwhile, me…
“I’m no artist”
How modest of you, Van Gogh…now tell us if you’re accepting commissions or not.
😂😂😂
Happy birf-day!!!
This is probably the best “questions thread” ever on BlackSky! Hella creative!
(Longing)
Like, “Duh, mf’er…learn the difference between ‘punching up’ and ‘punching down’.”
It’s why “White Chicks” is still beloved today, while “Soul Man” will forever be known as a racist abomination of cinema.
Ever get the urge to call up your friends on a random day and time and go, “Hey…let’s go to the zoo!”?
Getting the bubbly guts but you haven’t even had breakfast yet <<<<<<<<<
Seriously. Japan keeps luring me in like a siren, but I have to keep telling her, “not just yet.”
I either need to get my degree (required for a work visa) or maintain $200k/¥32M in the bank (for a designated visa).
Soon as I get both…deuces.✌🏾
Congratulations!
Congratulations to the both of you!
I know good and damn well y’all ain’t out here PAYING TO SEE ADS!
But shit, it ain’t my money being given to these greedy fucks, so if you like it, I love it.
And of course, you got your token black* in the back for “DiVeRsiTy.”
*(lowercase-b derogatory)
A Very important detail to remember is that 🗣️ THE MOVIE WAS DONE by the time we saw that abomination and they went Back in the mf lab to fix it!!
A quick reminder to certain groups of non-Black people:
We literally bullied a film studio into doing better than what they initially offered.
If y’all really wanted shit to be better, y’all would’ve bullied your way into better by now.
Shrimp, crawfish, crab legs, and lobster tails on my mind.
I’m in desperate need of a seafood boil.🤤
I’ma need my Houston Cougars to fulfill my basketball needs and go all the way to win the national championship next week,
b/c these Houston Rockets ain’t worth shit, don’t win shit, and ain’t going nowhere near the NBA Finals this year.
Welp…y’all better get ahold of your last pieces of cake now, b/c they ain’t gonna be around much longer.
Every single word of this. And if we’re talking domestic travel:
We still got cars to drive,
Trains to ride,
And (ugh🙄) Greyhound buses to catch.
I’ve said it before; I’ll say it again:
Y’all gotta get uncomfortable for any significant change to happen.
You’re not gonna like this answer:
You gotta let time take its course.
And you gotta feel those emotions, b/c trying to avoid them only prolongs them.
It’s gonna hurt…that’s fine.
Wanna vent…let it out (healthily).
A good cry may also be on the table…go ahead.
Sign,
A 42-year expert in heartache
Wow, next week is April.
Good…the faster we get through these hot weather months and back to Fall/Winter, the better.
Lemme tell y’all something…
There ain’t much in Athens, OH,
But my Zeus, they have the best damn burrito spot in all of America!
And I’ll never get to experience this joint again…b/c there ain’t a single reason in the world for me to ever step foot in Ohio again.
Update:
WHO FUCKING TOLD?!!
🤬🤬🤬
I’ll never *not* enjoy being right.
It was never a matter of “if”…only “when.”
