SEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phhuhuh yeahbbay that’s the Stu-u-uugf feeeweeeed me baby

damn boy your tits fat what’re yor pronounce

I’m sad you never replied to my entry in your sonic lookalike contest

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

𝕐𝕆𝕌 ℂ𝕌ℝ𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕃𝕀𝔽𝔼

I CANT FUCKING HELP IT

𝔜𝔒𝔘 𝔐𝔄𝔇𝔈 𝔐𝔈 𝔗ℌℑ𝔖 𝔚𝔄𝔜

(( shoutouts to this post i made years ago which i think legitimately upset JJ

Yay 💛 i will now leak all of boss’s e621 accouuuuuuun

Did YOU know boss would totally bone that chilla if she wasn’t the size of his literal pinky

THERES A BOMB THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY THERESA BOMB STRAPPED TO MY ITS ABOUT TO GO uhh ouhhh im outt ta blowww aaauhh im about ta blow uuauAAAAAAAA

THAT’S what I’M saying!!!

(( the cubot album would just be penis music for several hours occasionally broken up by a hatsune miku song

(( Cubot is the special little boy of two god like forces now (the other is momma robotnik)

Sonic on the other hand

fuuuuuuck…. I guess it’s back to sleeping with the ol cyber singer mika body pillow which is NOT SEXUAL by the way I DO NOT GOON TO CYBER SINGER MIKA. SHE’S AN INSPIRATION. AN ICON.

[ deadpan ] I didn’t- I didn’t even do anything. I was gonna ask if you could fix my chronic back pain

are we talking about November 22nd 1963? It was one time. ONE TIME. The skin was so comfortable

uhm… hai! Did you kno, that, uh…. Eeee bee be beee…. Eee bee beee…. Ebehbeh, beeh beeeh!

aaaaand took care of him

mmmMMMmmmmmm~ so yummy ~

Oh, hush down. They certainly did their best— best they could do with a budding community! They’re leagues ahead of those INHUMAN beasts clinging to their clout on the muskrat website. Yuck!

Meh, I’m over it. It’s just all drivel. As long as nobody else is planning on a stupid RACE Storyline!

[ turning the comically big crank to close the Groknik Gate ] [ is very feverishly cranking it ] IM GOIN AS FASTR AS I CAN

I get to be one of the old guys

Oh, and there goes any hope I have of this place not reeking of musk. The moment we get a Darkseid with a desaturated account layout that makes it impossible to comprehend— well, then EVERYBODY is going to be doing it! That’s terrible!

Personally, I’m just glad it isn’t Darkseid again!

Bah! A bunch of them are gonna lose steam, and the entire race is gonna fall through the cracks. I’m calling it. At least we’ll be there to see it!