One avocado was $2.79 at Kroger today. I used to think $1.50 was high 🫠

mirror flew too close to the sun here

I Fought Plastic. Plastic Won. — The Atlantic My futile quest to avoid the material that my entire world is made out of

I’m all for reducing plastic consumption but throwing away her kids favorite dinosaur sheets is a little overkill imho

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If I had more followers, I would get cancelled for my thoughts on Eugenia Cooney

The article doesn’t list any “remarkable differences”! Told us about the frogs tho …

The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests - Popular Mechanics www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a6496922...

How Atlanta became the LGBTQ+ epicenter of the South - Hidden histories reveal rich heritage of queer life in Atlanta www.ajc.com/arts-entertainment/2025/...

Not the ratatouille headband 🐁

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“I got bit by a {bleep} camel, I’ve been to jail, Been through court systems, and then you wanna sit there and talk about how bad my farts stink and everything.”

I am DECEASED #1000lbsisters

Kris Jenner’s new facelift

“There is something seriously wrong with his moral compass, if not his perception of reality,” Dr. Harris wrote.

Imagine you lost your job from DOGE and get to read this #elonmusk #bladder

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THE VOICE - The super saves killed it - aka Jaelen and Adam. Jaden and Lucia fell for me. And Renzo has been solid.

Why did I think Josh Hartnett was in Westworld? Oh it’s because I’m confusing him with James Marsden.

David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

If someone could sing that Wicked song on American Idol Disney night and have their voice crack on that end note - that would be iconic thanks. 🙏

Rent a room in a garage for $2000 a month in Atlanta. Your roommate is a Porsche.

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Love when authors have one character ask another, “Why are you telling me this?”

Ummm for exposition?

Freaky Tales (2025) Official Trailer - Pedro Pascal, Ben Mendelsohn, Jay Ellis, Normani YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies

Freaky Tales trailer

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THE ROSES | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures YouTube video by SearchlightPictures

The Roses Trailer
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Between this and the shining for me

The Ron Claw

There are a lot of horror movies in theaters this weekend - Sinners (seent it), Until Dawn, Rosario, Drop, Death of a Unicorn, and The Ugly Stepsister (seent it).

I want to see The Shrouds - but havent seen it popping up in AMC theaters yet.

HYPERFIXATIONS

The gasp I gusped when the little girl 💨 #thunderbolts

Watching Shark Tank, this product is something you turn on so you don’t cry when you cut onions. But it’s LITERALLY JUST A FAN.

They did a second mortgage and went into credit card debt for this 😭😭😭

"The captain of the Titanic is blamed for hitting the iceberg, but how much credit would he have received for avoiding it?"

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Yall gonna see the early effects of tariffs a few weeks into May. Most imports take 6–8 weeks from production to shelf (with 2-6 wks on the water). Watch store shelves — stuff’s either gonna be missing or cost way more.

Dr. Javadi accidentally signing up to babysit was lowkey hilarious #thepitt

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.