Time for my favorite AFLAC trivia question of the game ever:

John Kruk.

Killing worms and breaking kids’ hearts.

People in Queens would buy them while weeping openly.

The Orioles only have three fewer wins than the best team in the American League.

Breathe, Teddy. Breathe.

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“I hope this game doesn’t go into extra innings late tonight.”

Baseball is a weird sport, man.

This is an Orioles post.

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Hit away, lads. Hit away.

RUTSCHMAN IN THE CLUTCH, MAN

That was a fairly wild pitch, in his defense.

Marty! We have to do something about Ron Asheton!

Thank you for that. Seriously.

My name’s not Jim! God I hate flying with her.

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I cannot cannot do another extra innings game. I was a mess this morning. I *never* have two cups of coffee to get sharp.

The tenor being, “Yes, I know this rule I just discussed is being, let’s say, flouted by some of our elected and appointed officials, but *they will be gone one day soon* and you will still be here, so live by our higher standard or we will be cross, because we pride ourselves on being better.” 🥹

Not revealing too much, but I had orientation for new hires, and during a presentation on ethics it was made so clear to us that we are expected and will be held to a higher standard than some officials in power right now, and I was so proud it made me well up a bit.

That’s a feature, babe, not a bug.

I’m flexible.

Good edit!

Baseball is so stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Goodnight, Birdland. That’s your free Savannah Bananas game, and you didn’t have to wait in line for tickets.

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray Leody’s runs will keep
If they should lose before I wake
I pray Elias eat by snake

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Well, goddamn. Leody Tavares is that guy.

LLLLLLLLOAD EM UP.

They have to warm up. But slowly! Like my grandma’s 1967 RCA television.

Saviour of my sleep. Please.

Sammy Saviour.

Thank God tomorrow is my second day at the new job and I’m going to come in bleary and when they ask why I fell asleep during orientation I’ll look at them and say, “I couldn’t turn it off after 16 innings. I couldn’t. I’m so sorry.”

MORE FREE BASEBALL???

IN THIS ECONOMY??!

Oh shnikes!!! He smoked him!