ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth!
OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in

I wish a worm would eat my brain

That's the mass spectra of light mesons

the only law a car will respect is the bollard

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

GPS satellites move at 1/100000 the speed of light, causing their clocks to tick slower by 7 microseconds per day, and orbit at a height that makes their clocks tick faster by 45 microseconds per day. Two relativistic effects, both at the 1 part in 10 billion level, both essential for GPS accuracy 🧪

We're so back.

Hey fellow astronomers and physicists, any guidance or leads for post-bacc/gap year opportunities for students? I've seen a few advertised and I know it's tough out there, but I'd love to hear about anything you might have come across! 🔭⚛️

If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.

Another way to have reasonable replies is to post well

Needle drop:
That's bad, that's bad, that's really really bad

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

A basketball player named Marie Pardon, playing for Team France

Well, pardon my French

jacket needs 4 more buttons to complete the look

Virginia state flag. Has a seal with a Roman soldier standing on top of a dead king, his crown cast aside. It says sic semper tyrannis

A woman wearing a white blazer and billowy olive green pants that are pooling over her patent leather Air Force 1s. Image credit: Grace Smith/IndyStar

Fever GM Amanda Cox borrowed T-Mac's pants

When I was an assistant professor, it kept recommending "assistant" jobs for me to apply to

Answer Pct. Yes y 51% No 49 Virginia Redistricting Results › >95% of votes in Source: Associated Press Roanoke Alexandria Richmond Norfolk Virginia Beach Yes No 60 70%

choice for the long run. However, the result of the tournament was that the highest average score was attained by the simplest of all strategies submitted: TIT FOR TAT. This strategy is simply one of cooperating on the first move and then doing whatever the other player did on the preceding move. Thus TIT FOR TAT is a strategy of cooperation based on reciprocity. The results of the first round were then circulated and entries for a second round were solicited. This time there were 62 entries from six countries (23). Most of the contestants were computer hob-byists, but there were also professors of evolutionary biology, physics, and computer science, as well as the five disciplines represented in the first round. TIT FOR TAT was again submitted by the winner of the first round, Professor Ana-tol Rapoport of the Institute for Advanced Study (Vienna). It won again. An analysis of the 3 million choices which were made in the second round identified the impressive robustness of TIT FOR TAT as dependent on three features: it was never the first to defect, it was provocable into retaliation by a defection of the other, and it was forgiving after just one act of retaliation (24).

Virginia state flag. Has a seal with a Roman soldier standing on top of a dead king, his crown cast aside. It says sic semper tyrannis

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

This is The Block in our house.

Selfishly, I would have preferred Indianapolis or Cincinnati, but happy to see the league continue to expand

LEAF BLOWER MAN Hobby? Obsession? Listen to him all day and try to figure it out!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tyrese Haliburton giving the Knicks the choke sign

Win probability showing the Knicks choking vs the Hawks

They killed the man ... But not the idea

Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

“What I didn’t know was that measles can cause long-term complications. A child can seem fine while the virus slowly replicates in her brain… Because both Britain and the United States are confronting outbreaks, I am sharing my story. Parents should know just how dangerous this disease is.”

Tyrese Haliburton giving the Knicks the choke sign

Win probability showing the Knicks choking vs the Hawks

They killed the man ... But not the idea

The Knicks,
Nominated for the best home Ls
And they don't deal with stress so well

New York'n, hell of a finer town.
Choose your words wisely from the Boogie Down to Chinatown,
Or be found with a hole in your designer gown

This is somehow more wrong

Good luck at Xavier!
But seriously, congrats on the big step. Crazy to me that I first started your blog around the time SteelyKid was born.