every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

I am triple booked at 1

Every year I wonder what it must be like to root for a competent team with an owner that cares about the fans and the players

But it is Athletics forever

The Tapmaster 3000 is getting REKT in the comments

They made $5 BILLION last year

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

This could be the wine talking but Ella Mai could peg me

Got to do some bicep coding today to get infrastructure built in our Canada azure subscription and man that really scratches the brain just right

Followed the leaderboard all weekend as having a 2 year old means you can’t watch golf anymore and big congrats to Rory for going back to back

Is Rose gonna do it

Cam young go ahead and send your jacket size to the tailor

Can it just happen already

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Allow me to clarify. I'm not suggesting we jail Swalwell without a conviction. I'm suggesting we can believe the women without a conviction.

Telling women you don't believe them unless and until they get a conviction at trial is very traumatizing.

I'm really sorry for all the SA survivors having to put up with the onslaught of INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY IN A COURT OF LAW bullshit going around the internet today. I see you, and I know it's traumatizing.

He really tries his best to lose 😂😂

Pissed down his leg

My daughter: I don’t like the golf tournament

Me: well sweetheart this is what we are going to watch today

My daughter: hey siri turn off the tv

Siri: turned off the tv

Tires rotated
Manga purchased
Lunch consumed
Country club meeting pending

This is the greatest sandwich mankind has ever invented

A single Dalmatian

I caught up with one piece just in time for elbaph

Wild

Idk who clavicular is and I’m not googling either

I’m tired

My daughter didn’t nap again today and today is bath day

Oh higher deity help me

My daughter decided that napping at daycare today was optional and now I know I will have to fight the devil herself to get her to cooperate when wifey and I pick her up

I would really appreciate it if the A’s could win a game this season

When the Olaf robot is working it looks amazing but when it's passing out like this it also looks amazing. 10/10 design work. No notes.