They’ve discovered a money-printing machine and are laughing their asses off every time.

Fuck OFF you fucking fuck.

It does kinda suck now but that’s mostly because of fentanyl and Jeff Bezos.

It’s been a bit of an inside joke, when giving a talk somewhere else and something great about Seattle comes up you have to quickly say “but you’d hate it really, it’s expensive, the food is terrible, and it rains all the time.” Going to a conference in CA tomorrow and I guarantee I’ll hear it.

Who’s “we”?

THEY. JUST. DO. NOT. GIVE. A. FUCK.

He’s like if Thomas Friedman got bullied a lot in school and grew up to be bitter and mean.

Carlson always detects a change in the direction the wind is blowing and then tacks. His career is like 25 years long and no one really knows what he stands for other than dumb white guy with unearned privilege.

He really is the hero for our time.

Or “nasty” if he doesn’t think they’re too fat I guess.

A photo of an insane pig taking a shit.

Is it just me or does Trump increasingly look like a guy who picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue?

I can’t even think of a close competitor. John Wilkes Booth? The Green River Killer? Kissinger?

Ok…yeah, Rush Limbaugh but people have literally actually peed on his grave and that makes him maybe 1/4 as bad at most. Still not close.

Straight up corruption everywhere. Every election now needs to be about rooting out the corruption.

That’s raising him right.

Wow, making a place uninhabitable for Laura Loomer. What an achievement, Virginia. See what you can accomplish when you band together. Enjoy your new Loomer-free lives!

No, there’s no good food here and it rains all the time you’d hate it.

See. These are the values we Seattleites hold dear. We aren’t just fighting against fascism. We’re fighting for raising backyard chickens and The Gay Plant store.

Um, check your calendar. It was 8, 10 years tops.

But you could still eat popcorn and nachos at a speech. I’d argue that popcorn and nachos would improve a Hakeem speech slightly.

It’s nice to see the Unabomber is still around and writing.

The Onion used to be so much better before they acquired that shit-throwing right wing douchebag conspiracy channel. Whatever happened to their journalistic integrity?

“For courage and heroism in the Spring 2026 Freedom™️Campaign Against Flu Shots, we award you, Sergeant Peter Kegsbreth this bronze star” 🎖️

This douchebag’s book is going to be high-larious. I so hope 🤞🤞🤞 he insists on writing it himself.

I hope so, Trump will need the military for a coup and Hegseth is a guy who’ll deliver it to him.

And we’ll never even hear about it when the first fighter plane is grounded during combat because someone on the crew was in bed with flu.

I can’t even figure out what’s more moronic. Eliminating an effective common sense health practice, or the insane posturing.

But you know, enjoy the lack of crowds and thank you for spending tens of thousands of dollars here. We’re all going hiking in the mountains while you’re here.

Seattle is also a huge soccer town, with the Sounders perennial contenders built on a strong youth development system and near the top of the MLS attendance year after year. Yet none of us are planning to attend the WC because of how bad FIFA’s effed it up.

Trump ‘screamed at aides for hours’ after US pilots went missing in Iran: report The F-15 fighter jet was shot down over Iran on April 3, prompting a high-stakes rescue mission

If it’s true, as the WSJ reported, that The Old Man in Diapers needed to be escorted from the situation room during a national crisis because of his anger and excitability, I think the people should know that. I also think that any witnesses to this that aren’t speaking up are guilty of treason.

This is kind of like me and my modern jazz saxophone playing. Every time I’m stoned, it sounds amazing.