i think you could have won over trump voters by ruthlessly punishing donald trump

There is a machine shop within a 6 minute walk of where I live. I've never felt so fucking alive.

This is the new sigil of the national "Pierre Poilievre's worst day of his life" day

Hi Jorts! I'd like to announce that up here in Canadaland, April 29th will now be known as "National Pierre-Poilievre's-worst-day-of-his-life day"!

Pierre Poilievre betting odds showing he has an 82% chance of losing his seat in Canadian Parliament.

lol this guy isn't even gonna win his seat in Parliament back? Eat an apple about it loser.

Happy Hopefully Worst 16 Hours of Pierre Poilievre's Professional Career Day to all who celebrate.

A screenshot from a tweet that says "Imagine spending $1.25M on a rare NFT... Come back 3 years later... And the image is just gone 😭" The image they posted is of two NFTs, but instead of an image it just says "The content has been restricted. Using Cloudflare's basic service in this manner is a violation of the Terms of Service. Please visit cfl.re/tos to learn more."

Delighted to hear some NFTs are lost media

holy shit it's legit published in flash -- ruffle.rs

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

If we're bringing 2007 back, we're bringing it all back

I can't believe it -- in the span of a few weeks, Linkin Park started touring again, digg is getting a reboot, and Oblivion got re-released... what next?

try to break it -- it could be some igneous rock!

my small act of misinformation for the day is to continue to believe he's fully fucking illiterate

isn't he supposed to be straightup illiterate, though?

ALL THE DISEASES ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER

roughly 100% chance that a ton of insider trading just happened

It's Window Safety Week

way cooler when hubble sees a me :3

problem: all 6 of them were door gunners, and the bird they flew on is now grounded

I hope this email finds you before I do.

me: Have you read the latest about Dora the Explorer feet mukbang? Did you know that IShowSpeed took China? Does the Big Balls cybercrime ring remain on the lam?

nurse, to my family: I'm sorry, it's time.

I'd be happy if it even crippled one of his hands by suffering a RUD (that's the cool thing those spacex rockets do when they explode, right?)

> not 'appy about it, gov'nah

oh my god he's wearing all that planetkiller plate to protect [ redacted ] weenis?

honestly I think it fucking is - but let's not also rule out the possibility it could be a glazed-up modified Chiappa Rhino 50 (please oh please let it be the 50)

critically, we must ramp up the pressure for him to perform in front of his constituents, lest he not do the funniest thing on his own