Mets incompetence overcomes all. Of course Michael Conforto hits the game tying double in the ninth as they try to avoid an 11 game losing streak

The 2016 Cubs had five guys make at least 29 starts and throw at least 160 innings.

The 2026 Cubs will have, uh, not that.

Cubs had a years-long run of very few elbow injuries. Those chickens have come home to roost

What exactly is Michael Conforto's purpose on this roster

I'll be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of the Cubs' "pee-ew stinky" celebration

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

This mfer named Hoby

Strange, I thought Matt Shaw would be better at moving to his right

It is truly generational talent the way Benetti can single-handedly elevate a broadcast just with his presence

I'm convinced it's because people can't look past batting average

Hot take: the Nationals are not so good

yeah I'm Hepp-posting in 2026. What are you gonna do about it

EEN HEPP

That's our extended boys!

MIGGY 👋👋

Cubs need to trade Matt Shaw ASAP before other teams see him getting blown out in the strike zone by Miles Mikolas and realize he's actually not that good

NationLOLs

Go Cubs imo

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I thought leaving Twitter for Bluesky I would be able to keep up with baseball news as well as I had before, but that is apparently not true because I am just now learning that Dodger Stadium has been renamed to "UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium"???

🫤

Like, okay, the NBA has entrances before the game, and the NFL has TD dances, but in no other sport do you stop everything in the middle of the game to put on a music-and-light show for one dude to enter

Baseball is the only sport that has the opportunity to do WWE-style entrances mid-game, and I am so glad they are finally leaning into it

Mike Trout

IMO the most important piece of Baseball-adjacent media ever created, made even better by the fact that the 2010 Marlins went 80-82

Nico Hoerner’s deal with the Cubs is done and will be for six years and $141 million, sources tell ESPN. It’s the fourth-largest contract ever for a second baseman and locks up the 28-year-old into the 2030s. Defense, running, contact skill — Hoerner does everything well.

Mike Trout

LFG!!!!

Of all the terrible K boxes, Marquee's is actually tolerable. I appreciate that it's just the subtle corners