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Posts by Endless Mike
We have an apparent cure for most people with pancreatic cancer—a profoundly swift, deadly cancer—and the position of the U.S. government is that it should be banned. This is real fall-of-empire stuff.
Badge lanyards from E3. They are Xbox, Wii U, Gamecube, Pikmin and Monster Hunter branded
E3 lanyards
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
I've seen comments on other websites saying this is a good use of AI because typesetting is just grunt work.
No it isn't! There is a lot of skill and craft to good typesetting and this is aiming to take jobs from people to automate what should be a human process!
This sucks!
Fun fact: they passed it because a DC video store leaked Robert Bork’s video rental history to a local paper during his Supreme Court confirmation hearings.
Quite fond of the new Glad Dad genre
Ah ok, thanks!
Surface mail? I know it takes awhile but I figured it'd be on the boat by now.
Has anyone in the US ordered anything from Amiami recently? I have an order that was paid over a month ago but the status has been stuck at "Processing shipping" since then with no updates :/
game about a Moon Child where you get powers by Being Their Friend
First Jollibee was in Gundam, now it's in Final Fantasy
Mga kaibigan, how far we've come. I wish I could show this to my lolo and lola, who would immediately respond by telling me to stop playing Nintendo and go find a wife already
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She looks like a dog model here. Y'know, like one of those dogs that's in the commercials for dog food.
I don't think I've ever heard a case made this well for a show.
Getting belligerent with strangers because they did not talk about my sugary treats
It's a topic that's at the forefront of public debate, the sensitive tip of discourse
Talking about foreskin like it showed me how to truly live and love before tragically perishing during the sinking of the Titanic
A screenshot from Instagram showing Semi-Perfect Cell smiling. The text in the image says "Uncircumcised MFs greeting their girlfriends." Grown men are in the comments arguing about the ethics of circumcision.
Posting here will give you brainworms but at least you're not one of the guys on Instagram arguing about circumcision in the comments section of a Dragon Ball memes account
The ultimate power
The extremely wholesome and relatable Guilty Gear character arc of going from "I want to kill everybody and die in the process" to "I ate lunch and pet a dog. Never mind about what I said before, life is beautiful."
I own 3 PS2s and 12 Gamecubes, but I am willing to buy more (y'know, just in case.) I would jump at the opportunity to buy new, sealed copies of my favorite Zeldas, Sonics and Mega Men.
I might stop waking up every day while sobbing uncontrollably if I could just get a fresh Famicom Disk System
Surprised Nintendo, Sega or Sony haven't tried this already. If they remanufactured any of their old consoles and started reprinting old games, they could really cash in on the most lucrative market of all: millenials' inability to find joy in new experiences (myself included)
Real monkey’s paw curse shit that the Neo Geo AES is being reproduced, I can finally afford one, but it’s impossible to support SNK without giving money to an oppressive regime
OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit
Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here
Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse
Media and universities: AI is here to stay
Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator
Schrodinger's Incest, where their relationship is or isn't problematic until you observe the genealogy report
hating DKC is the bad at platformers dogwhistle
Spent a bunch on Magic cards, ended up getting too anxious to go to the card shop's Commander night. Bought a bucket of chicken and played PSO all night instead.
Despite how much I overshare on here, I am actually very shy around new people. Working on it, but last night wasn't the night, I guess.
A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"
It was super obvious that things being too expensive is the reason Americans feel bad about the economy, but I'm glad someone finally put in the legwork to chart it.