Thought you'd never ask 🥵👅

Right? I clapped like a circus seal. She sounds SO good.

Céline Dion - Dansons (Vidéo officielle) YouTube video by CelineDionVEVO

This song is going to be my entire personality for the foreseeable future.

Black and white photo of a sunny poolside, my legs and bush on a towel-covered lounge chair, my bush obscuring my junk

Sunny poolside morning for #mcm

Double shot and a chaser! 👀

Better for catching a glimpse of your handsome mug and dark bush 🤩

Yay! I hope things are a little more stable for you 💜

And we've missed you, handsome!

Ah, it's just like the good ol' days when Fat Cock Friday would annihilate the servers for hours at a stretch.

That bulge 🥵🫦🍆

Never thought I'd be grateful for humidity! 😏

Maybe *this* will be the one where we can finally all buy houses!

The same pensive air of determination as Michaelangelo's David as he faces down Goliath 😍

As optional as possible!

::dives in tongue-first::

I'm bringing one just in case, but I plan to be thoroughly naked most of the time.

And despite staying at a clothing-optional resort, I'm thoroughly in the "Can I get by with three French horns, or should I be safe and bring four?" stage of packing.

I just need enough time to rub my beard all over from your neck to your bush. 🫦🥵

Four more hours of work before eight days off and I can feel my brain starting to slide out my ear toward a poolside lounger.

Sweatpants pulled down to expose bush and root, in black and white

Monochrome bush and root for your Monday perusal. #mcm

I do love a seizure with my soak

Fuuuuuuuuck 🥵🥵

This is quite possibly the most unique English sentence that will be constructed on the planet today. 😳

Oooooh, adding this to the list! 😍

::sprints over wearing kneepads::

Need to get my paws all over every inch of this 🥵

What a hot load from a hot dude 🥵

Hairy softies are the fattest cocks of all 😍

I am once again unable to tear my eyes off it! 🥵

I love the living desert! Haven't been there in quite a few years. I'll see if I can fit it in.