Posts by Ryan Doherty
Is it really up to 39 people that have died while using AutoPilot? I haven’t been keeping up with the Tesla nonsense as much lately.
“Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they shut that place down?”
“Well you can cram it with walnuts, Ugly!”
“So anyway, I sez to Mabel I sez…”
“Greetings, Friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me?”
I mean, he took that “40% don’t care either way and barely bother following you now” response on the chin.
“Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!”
“Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”
“I’ve been called a greasy thug, too. And it never stops hurting…”
“Do not touch Willie.” That’s good advice.
“Yo Goober… where’s the meat?”
“Aw but Moe… the dank! The dank!”
“Stupid babies need the most attention.”
“My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!”
“You shot who in the what now?”
“Hey everybody, an old man is talking.”
“It’s too late for me, Marge. Sell the jeans and live like a Queen!”
“That’s some nice flutin’, boy.”
“The finger-thing means the taxes!”
Walmart, famous for their sky-high profit margins.
“900 dollary-doos?!?”
“I’m seeing double here… four Krustys!”
“There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?”
“That’s it, Milhouse; keep up the chatter.”
“Why the crap do we gotta go to church, anyway?”
“Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, the theme park of the future where nothing can possib-lie go wrong.”
“If only the sugar was as sweet as you, Sir.”
“If you don’t open the door Mr.Simpson, I cannot give you your… special delivery.”