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Posts by Ryan Doherty

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Is it really up to 39 people that have died while using AutoPilot? I haven’t been keeping up with the Tesla nonsense as much lately.

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“Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they shut that place down?”

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“Well you can cram it with walnuts, Ugly!”

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“So anyway, I sez to Mabel I sez…”

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“Greetings, Friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me?”

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I mean, he took that “40% don’t care either way and barely bother following you now” response on the chin.

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The Democratic Party in 2028.

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“Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!”

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“Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”

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“I’ve been called a greasy thug, too. And it never stops hurting…”

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“Do not touch Willie.” That’s good advice.

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“Yo Goober… where’s the meat?”

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“Aw but Moe… the dank! The dank!”

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“Stupid babies need the most attention.”

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“My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!”

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“You shot who in the what now?”

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“Hey everybody, an old man is talking.”

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“It’s too late for me, Marge. Sell the jeans and live like a Queen!”

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“That’s some nice flutin’, boy.”

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“The finger-thing means the taxes!”

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Walmart, famous for their sky-high profit margins.

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“900 dollary-doos?!?”

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“I’m seeing double here… four Krustys!”

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“There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?”

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“That’s it, Milhouse; keep up the chatter.”

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“Why the crap do we gotta go to church, anyway?”

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“Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, the theme park of the future where nothing can possib-lie go wrong.”

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“If only the sugar was as sweet as you, Sir.”

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“If you don’t open the door Mr.Simpson, I cannot give you your… special delivery.”

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