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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Is it kind of unfortunate to say that Extra Credits kind of resulted in the explosion of armchair gamedev takes

Who's going to GDC?

And now that talks start at 10AM who wants to ACTUALLY get some breakfast instead of just chugging free Peet's till the inevitable $25 lunch at Metreon?

Also (almost) no AI. I use a little bit of epic chatbot but they mostly reconfirm what I already have in my head lol.

its the small things that add up to the overall game feel and it feels really nice to really feel that difference

making this stylish combat prototype in unreal and it's the most fun in doing gamedev Ive had in years

I (sort of) know what im doing, theres a pretty clear endgoal, and each step genuinely feels like im getting somewhere. Even if its just "add camera offset" it feels meaningful

The game I'm working on is looking for VA talent! PAID GIG!

레벨 외에 주니어가 포커싱할만한 디자인 분야가 있을까요... 주로 시스템/적 ai/전투 위주로 가고 있는데 ㅠ

한국도 사정이 미국이랑 비슷하네요...

딴소리지만
소셜 시스템 디자인은 커리어패스가 어떻게 되나요? 그쪽은 주니어 채용이 되나요

I took four adult autism tests and I could've got the same result by just reading this.

Me with discord at this point

5찍, 아니 1찍이라도 판교인은 없는건가요 ㅠ

dunno if GFred is the same way but given the structure likely similar

I personally found Gquuuuuux way too complicated for an HG lol. My geriatric sweaty palms can't grab those pointy small parts for shit

Impel down gonna hit HARD in live action

Best news so far today

‘One Piece’ Casts Cole Escola As Bon Clay In Season 3 Tony winner Cole Escola has been tapped as a series regular in Season 3 of 'One Piece.' He will play Bon Clay (aka Bentham, aka Mr. 2 Bon Kurei).

deadline.com/2025/11/one-...

Oh I'm not that evil.

I'm worse (OneDrive user)

We rawdog life (I'm the chaotic neutral, Windows sticky notes)

if you're built like spirit blossom volibear please gimme a chance. thank you

Phallocentric and gyroncentric give me very wrong impressions as to how these people communicate

EA Cancels Black Panther Game, Closes Its Developer, And Lays Off Additional Staff EA is cancelling Black Panther and closing its developer, Cliffhanger.

I was a part of this incredible crew. We were working on such an amazing and stunning game. Detailed, rich, beautiful. It breaks my heart the world wont see it.

It also breaks my heart to say goodbye to the team. What an honor to work with you all. What a sad day. 💔
www.gamespot.com/articles/ea-...

Reading this in TF2 sniper voice

Yeah some guy in Korea was like oh no poppers cause Kaposi's sarcoma and I was like that just sounds like bad medical research

this is still one of my favorite real articles during the 2024 cycle

Are poppers actually carcinogenic or is this a bad case of correlation not causation by the medical community looking at gay men during the AIDS crisis and being like "it's cause of the damn double Scorpio"?

Ngl didn't expect the UCI representation in all stars