Word of the decade, possibly the 21st century.

Already finished. Extended editions.

Cat working at a computer.

He said he had work to do and just ignored me.

Our pepper loves eating pineapple stems. Now building a Lego pineapple to try and see something.

It’s brassica all the way down.

Happiest of birthdays to the lady who gave me a cookie for I think bookmarking a tweet. I don’t really remember.

A thicc Christmas tree in a loft.

Upon setting it up, this tree has been described as thicc, girthy, and lots of other words not typically ascribed to Christmas trees. Now that it’s lit, we’re all mildly intimidated. She is all consuming. She is eternal.

marc andreessen, a bald bearded venture capitalist with a perfectly smooth egg-shaped head

marc andreessen’s head is so perfectly egg-shaped

I really wanna make people laugh but I'm not any good at standup comedy, so instead I'm going to become a tickler

If able to get airborne, car shall be off the ground at the drop.

Christmas tree with white lights

Christmas tree with colored lights.

2 trees was our solution.

Generally always good for a nap.

I literally read this as being hot and tired and needing a nap.

Curious on its cooling capabilities.

As a creator of an ATITTTP, I can agree. We could call them accommodations like anyone else but instead I usually just yell “why are you so tall all the time son? Have you considered less height?” From clothes to changing the plumbing so a showerhead will hit above his bellybutton, shit’s annoying.

You should try not to do this.

Yes and I have a lot of illogical arguments that, when presented with enough context, will make you even less enthused to interact with me.

I went to bed a union member and have awoken to a new corporate reality. Excited to synergize these two disparate goals to further maximize the P&L. I don’t need guidance on the traffic patterns. I see the path of sweet relief.

It’s literally all I’ve ever excelled at. Joy is found in purpose.

You’ve finally shown me my calling.

It’s 100% true. Leaf litter provides a myriad of benefits which is why forests have chosen not to evolve biological leaf blowers or rakes.

Leave leaves they are plants.

Two cats sleeping

Chickens eating a watermelon

Baby chicks scratching the ground.

Edison and Estelle (cats). Hoper J. Winkles, Stubert, Winnifred, Bacon, and Popcorn eating a watermelon. Nurse Duckenstein, Chikira-Chikira, and Attila the Hen being babies.

Nothing’s as fun as golf with a gator.

3 cats grooming and cuddling

Grooming and lazing.

Children in heated discussion about how many horses could fit inside our house when daughter’s eyes light up:
“We could fit SO MANY more in there if they were dead!”

Me either.

Always trying to beat my high score.

Sounds like you crushed it.

To take the analogy further, reporting is critical as they appear in new regions for awareness.

Fair. It fits perfectly into the ending. I think that’s why the visceral reaction.