I’ve just flown in from Borneo and boy are my arms full of insect bites

Will be lying across our bóithrín until the Government agrees to buy €500 million worth of my prints

😁

Oh I knew who Burl Ives was but I’d never seen that one. I always liked those odd, wiggly animations growing up.

The animation to go with it is lovely too

I’ve never seen that before and I grew up welded to the telly!

I had to leave before that started. Their anti-spider “banter” started to ruin the evening.

A drawing of a restaurant night scene. Three human sized insects are drinking and shouting. Behind them two annoyed humans try to enjoy a meal. The caption says “it was a nice holiday but in the evening the insects could get a bit loud”

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

When my son was a baby I was pushing his pram and an old man stopped me and said “that’s a good pensionable job”
Ten years later and I still don’t know if he was slagging me.

You don’t want Bluesky to be more like Twitter, you just want to be 25 again.

A hairy potter works at his potters wheel surrounded by pots. Two children cry watching him. The caption reads “a lot of disappointed kids at Hairy Potter world today”

I was sick last week and was so wiped out I had to go to bed at 9:30 every night.
Thinking of getting sick again just for the solid sleep.

I’m starting to think I’m too old to become a nepo baby

A gentle reminder that there’s only a few days left to order a Mother’s Day card from me in time.

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I truly believe it’s a form of speech purposefully designed to infuriate you so that you get mad and they can say “whoa, hey, I thought we were just having an important conversation”.

I swear they all talk like this. Every artist who turns to that stuff. It’s all “I see your point” and “this is an important conversation” while they unashamedly keep using it and crowing about how great it is. Stomach turning.

Who called them The Royal Family and not The Insane Crown Posse?

Hahaha!

Yours has a name??!

Why bother fighting your demons?

The promise of social media was that we'd find out what people all over the world were thinking. Alas, in practice, we have found out what people all over the world are thinking.

I know we’re not supposed to judge other’s parenting but come on.
Poor little Punch.

Excited for the Oscars and for the upcoming Beatles movie?

Excited for the Oscars and for the upcoming Beatles movie?

My favourite scene is when Heathcliff says “now I’m the grandad”

Available until Feb 28th. All handprinted by me.

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