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Posts by Machete Von Kill

I'll miss wrestle mommy, but I'm choosing wrestle daddy in this battle. #Effyisfine

3 days ago 2 0 1 0

Thank you. I appreciate that. So far we've been luckier than a lot of people around us. For the 1st time in my life, the entire state is under flood watch. Absolutely unreal how high the water levels are.

6 days ago 0 0 0 0

As much as I adore his streams, I'd rather him prepare for Vegas. We're busy cleaning up flood mess here anyway. Mother Nature has not been kind to my neck of the woods lately. Winter was rough and so far Spring has been a bit of a c*nt.

6 days ago 0 0 1 0

He is live now. Lol I just got the notification

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

It was my retail therapy after a rough day lol.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

I went in saying, "I'm only buying one thing and I can't spend a bunch of monies." You saw how that worked out ๐Ÿคฃ
I am pathetic. Lol

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

I am so excited for him. I hope he kills it tomorrow!

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Oooh, I need a Manders fix.

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Oooooh, you should come and buy one of a kind treasures from the jewel of pro wrestling! @effylives.com has all the best stuff & thangs. Doooooooo it.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Lmao me too. Was just headed here to tell you.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Effy's fine.
I'll keep my eyes peeled.

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Honestly after Dark Sheik vs Nyla was announced, I didn't think I could be any more excited. I was wrong.

Also, I may need to be medicated just to contain my absolute bliss over this card.

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

Daddy booked the heavy hitters this year. This may just be the best BGB evah. This card is ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

1 month ago 7 1 1 0
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GOOD NEWS - You CAN see Nyla Rose WRESTLE at #EFFYBGB11

BAD NEWS - im gonna cross her 't's and dot her lowercase 'j's

#Sh3ikOrBeSh3iked

1 month ago 244 79 3 4

I'm out. Too much ick for me.
Eat the rich.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I can't and will not support this.

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

Is Ronda really in AEW? ๐Ÿคฎ

1 month ago 5 1 1 0
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Ahhh @machetevonkill.bsky.social

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

Celebrate International Women's Day a 2nd time. Bring snacks, Effy is supplying the deep cuts and awesomeness. #Effy #ZoeKravitz #WomensRights #WomensWrestling ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™€๏ธ

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

A lil Thursday night Whatnot with Effy is just what the Dr ordered.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Anytime!

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Daddy is live right meow

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Any word from the bad place, @thadeawitch.bsky.social ? I'm skipping Lieapalooza (state of the union) regardless, but it'd be more fun if @effylives.com streamed tonite.

1 month ago 2 0 1 1

I just broke almost every horror rule evah to go outside and investigate a strange noise. No ax murderers or demons, just a Great Horned Owl that has apparently returned to the area. Night time in the woods of Northern Michigan is never boring.

1 month ago 4 0 0 0

Merriest Birthmas Wishes to you @andy.wrestlejoy.com
May the cake be moist and your day be full of laughter & fun!

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

๐Ÿคž

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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It is absolute bullshit that pedophiles are walking around, doing whatever they want and my friend, who has never harmed a soul, is fighting cancer and losing.

2 months ago 5 0 0 0
My face when the dumb b I work with starts talking.

My face when the dumb b I work with starts talking.

She talked about NOTHING for 2 hrs and 5 min straight. End the madness, I beg you. #ICantStandMyCoworker

2 months ago 5 0 0 0
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Oh hell yes! Leslie Jones would not let us down. She is amazing!

2 months ago 12 1 0 0