Next time a man texts “send nudes” I’m going reply “garlic nudes?”

Quem é Marina Lacerda, brasileira que teria sido vítima de Jeffrey Epstein | CNN Brasil Ela afirmou em entrevista coletiva que conheceu o financista quando tinha 14 anos e teve que abandonar o colégio

There is at least one relatively famous Brazilian woman who was a victim and stated she knows many others, some returned to Brazil on their own but yeah I’m sure some were deported.
If you read Portuguese: www.cnnbrasil.com.br/internaciona...

Boa noite pra todo mundo...

RFK jr. is committed to following the science… down a dark alley way and stabbing it.

Gente.

Está no nome.

Blus CAI.

Ele está apenas cumprindo o que promete.

Boa noite pra todo mundo...

A Oradora: o que é seu propósito? Porque tu saíste da cama na manhã?
Eu: precisei fazer chi-chi. Meu propósito é urinar, aparentemente.

Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Were

Were those the only two options

I see we’ve reached the “your not blocking the strait, I’m blocking the strait” point in this war…

Orbán saindo de trás de cortinas brancas, segurando um papel.

🚨🇭🇺 URGENTE | VIKTOR ORBÁN PERDE ELEIÇÃO NA HUNGRIA

Após 16 anos de poder, Orbán admite derrota e parabeniza Péter Magyar por sua vitória como novo Primeiro-Ministro húngaro.

a man with long hair and a beard is looking at another man ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is looking at another man

X is worm tongue, its sole purpose is whisper evil in your ear.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

@dennisgoris.bsky.social

@linhadotrem.bsky.social

Quick question for conspiracy theorists about the Artemis mission; which director do you think they’ll hire to fake the new moon landing? 🤓

I’m glad Bondi is out but you just know their next move is to argue she’s to blame for bungling the #Epstein case and now we can all move on. We are going to have to fight to make it clear we still want all files released.

There will be one book, a coffee table book of presidential tweets which almost no one will buy and those that do will not read

I’ve reached a new Milestone in my #languagelearning journey. I’m in Spain and while no one thinks I’m a native, more than half have guessed I’m Portuguese. 😮

Travel trip: instead of carrying your backpack around all day and hurting your back, I walked up to the train station to see if they had lockers to store your luggage. They didn’t and now both my back and feet hurt. I’m smart like that. 🥹

So if Alito waits until closer to summer it won’t matter if they overturn the voting rights act completely or just tweak it, the results will still be there.

My guess is it will be awhile before we hear from Alito. You notice how major court cases and legislation on voting only seems to happen in election years? That allows the states to purge their voter rolls shortly before the deadline to register, forcing them to reregister or disenfranchising them.

Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in Iran war, defence minister says Spain has closed its airspace to U.S. planes involved ​in attacks on Iran, a step beyond its ‌previous denial of use of jointly-operated military bases, Defence Minister Margarita Robles said on Monda...

Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in Iran war, defence minister says

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

É linda demais

Art by @timpsingleton

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth!

And did I mention… it’s free?!

New GOP logo just dropped.

Dear media: we don’t want to know who Banksy is.

We want to know all about the criminals in the Epstein files.

“Ya, ya, well you know I got to go take that gosh darned ring to Mordor, don’t ya know”