LOL

I have questions about that 11%…

Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement
chaser.com.au/business/app...

They think you're stupid.

Trump’s unchallenged “nobody knows more about <topic>” is so infuriating.

DJT: ”Nobody in the world knows more about nuclear than me”
Press: “Great! Can you please explain to me the difference between nuclear fusion and fission?”

Only sane washing and ‘Trump being Trump’ BS.

Access > Courage.

Don't Subpoena Our Support: Keep Counselling Confidential We believe all survivors of sexual assault should be able to safely access counselling without fear of their offender ever eavesdropping in on the conversation. Yet our legal system currently undermin...

It’s shocking that counselling records like this from a crisis line for victims of sexual assault can be used against victims in court - if you too are outraged, please sign: www.megaphone.org.au/petitions/do...

Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.

FFS… These morons are in a cult.

I don’t know how to break it to you MAGA…

But instead of ending this war he started

Your man was flirting with a UFC cage fighter…

…and the robots running AI.

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

a woman with purple hair is wearing sunglasses and a black jacket with the word bio on the sleeve Alt: a woman with purple hair is wearing ridiculously large sunglasses and then shows off her ridiculously large eyelash extensions when she removes them using a hand with ridiculously long fake nails

They seem appropriately sized

The sane washing is infuriating.

I’m laughing so hard rereading this I’ve got tears. Thank you. 👏

HYG

He wants to stop calling them “suckers and losers” and start calling them “homeless suckers and losers”…who would still vote for him.

Eric’s response indicated to me he knew you were, Emma.

It’s definitely not a sign of paranoia him threatening lawsuits, either. Just a tribute to his boss/cult leader.

Humans are not part of shark diet and sharks do not hunt humans
Most shark bites are cases of mistaken identity—where swimmers or surfers resemble seals or fish
Yet Hollywood has never made one movie telling the true nature of sharks
Spielberg made millions for portraying sharks as monsters

Screenshotted excerpt from linked article reading as follows: "In public, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. has cultivated a reputation for care and caution. The papers reveal a different side of him. At a critical moment for the country and the court, the papers show, he acted as a bulldozer in pushing to stop Mr. Obama’s plan to address the global climate crisis. When colleagues warned the chief justice that he was proposing an unprecedented move, he was dismissive. “I recognize that the posture of this stay request is not typical,” he wrote. But he argued that the Obama plan, which aimed to regulate coal-fired plants, was “the most expensive regulation ever imposed on the power sector,” and too big, costly and consequential for the court not to act immediately."

OOP

New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!'

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

When a Democrat was accused of sexual assault this week, his party took exactly three days to strip him of power.
The two parties are not the same.

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

He calls his microphone ‘Bubba’.

Jessie sharing the details from his dream with Trump in it?

Guys….

The bit where God said to Noah -
“You’re going to need a bigger boat!”

This is *chef’s kiss*

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