I watch everything you put out, brother. Even when you’re a grouchypants. ❤️😂

Go! Go! Goooooo!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

JUST FUCKING SAYING...

That’s been my position *forever*. ❤️

(((Golf clap)))

…I’m personally savoring ‘high voltage ukulele riffs’…

Ok… this is pretty damned cool. Kudos to the team thinking about data archiving in Deep Time frameworks.

Is Issue 3 out yet?

This book is LITERALLY the only thing I’m buying issue-by-issue (I’m a collections guy so I can put them on a shelf) so I don’t make the monthly pilgrimage to my local shop. 😓

Weird. 🤨

Short answer: he really REALLY shouldn’t have. Lots of extra padding, none of which adds a single thing.

Wait… you can CONTROL that??!?!

What do you want to bet that Ben Shapiro will criticize this (without even seeing it) as a ‘Zinn-level attack on America’s colonial history’? Anyone? Anyone? I’ll give you 10:1 odds…

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… stahp. ❤️

Just finished Adrian Tchaikovsky's (@aptshadow.bsky.social) Dogs of War series. Amazing stuff with, hands down, one of the best, most bone-chilling villains I've read in, like years. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! 👍❤️‍🔥

Can’t wait. 👍

I’m expecting at least 4 costume changes, y’know… 🤨

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The perfect meme doesn't exis--

#truth

Y’know… now that you say that…

*chef kiss*

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Thank GOD this country didn’t elect some uppity woman to its highest office. It should be reserved for men of unimpeachable character…

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Excellent essay - worth your time.

Sometimes simple is best…

I gotta say: with as craptastic as the world is right now the fact that a *vampire movie*, directed by a black artist, centered on black music just got nominated for a record number of Oscars is…

I mean it doesn’t suck.

#truth

This right here… is one HELL of a thing to say out loud.

This reminds me: I need to check with the Art Institute of Chicago re: their stance on this.