A house sparrow sitting on a power line with another line in the background intersecting where it is standing in frame
A red headed house finch sitting on a perch
Watching some birds today while it tries to rain in LA
Artistic rendition of the iconic chaser
"I have no actual politics beyond money and rape"
a patch/sticker design in three colors (black, pink, and green) depicting a simple sphere surrounded by the text "ABOLISH THINGS"
let's start today
Cursed skyline chili
I wanna smoke weed there
'sit back while the magic happens...' — windows 11 installer
remember when installing software was like 'please wait. installing system files...(17%)'.
we should go back to those times honestly. i don't want software, especially os, being chummy with me.
the dad from the "life-saving surgery for our child is against our religion" episode of babylon 5: "Well, then you may speak to the egg, Shon."
dr. franklin looking at shon while shon's dad continues: "But you may not speak of sacred things to it."
can't believe it's 2258 and we're still doing Prime Directive discourse
They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.
something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.
Once they stopped advertising little vacuum snooters, it was all down hill
Recession indicator
Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:
Tetsuo and Kaneda were fucking and I refuse to be convinced otherwise
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
*woman who took a 100mg edible an hour ago voice* the kids don't know about Blind Melon
I eat two sandwiches in the morning
I eat two sandwiches at night
I eat two sandwiches in the afternoon
To make me feel alright
"Could God create an edible so potent even he couldn't handle it?" These are the questions we ask ourselves today.
I love how many people ran with the "bsky was ddosed" line when they pushed an age verification update in the middle of the site not loading
Unless we're supposed to believe that bsky devs sat there for hours not dealing with an actual attack, but instead pushing an age verification update. And that's uhhhh what?
IDK how to tell you this, but ddos attacks don't update everyone's app with a broken age verification screen
No it actually did not work fine
a pipe with the bowl as a bowl of pho and the caption: PHO TWENTY PACKA FAT BOWL
i made this meme like ten years ago but i still have to bust it out every year for 4/20
An edit of the 2501st XKCD comic. Two characters are talking; the first one says, "Knowing which musicians are transgender is second nature to us transfems, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows Wendy Carlos, SOPHIE, and Kim Petras." The second character responds: "And Kurt Cobain, of course." The first character agrees: "Of course." Below the comic panel is the tagline: "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field."
Good morning
Goddamn mother sucking stupid freaking dollhouse. Why with the creepy baby thing? Why?
"Oh nooo my employees are working too hard and selling all my product. Halp"
We love it 😅
Someone dressed as the cabbage man from Avatar gave me a tiny cabbage
You want me to smoke 2 cigarettes on my break? In this economy??
My boss is very concerned that I'm not taking enough breaks. Ma'am, I need a cigarette every 3 hrs and I'm good.