Sigh... Well, at least *one* dominant Seattle-based team from the 2025 season got the chip they were fighting for. #DepressedMarinersFan

Close enough: welcome back, Super Bowl XLIX!

Prediction for 2026: I believe that Dubai chocolate will die a cronut, while matcha will live long enough to become the salted caramel.

You're quite the pasta baiter...

これは、自分が日本人であることを認めたくない人が言いそうなことですね...

I dunno about you guys, but I'm getting sick and tired of living in a timeline where The Onion is a credible source of news and current events. #MakeTheOnionSatireAgain

I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.

Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

something alex just realized: nbc's last sunday night football game ended 41-40, which was an nfl scorigami. the very next nbc night game was tonight's a&m-notre dame game, which ended 41-40

i feel like travis kelce and taylor swift are seeing each other, right? they've been seen together in public tons of times, she's at most of his games, he's been to her concerts, they keep doing interviews where they say they're a couple. i mean at some point it's like, come on. you're a couple

sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens

RAYS PROSPECT BOB SEYMOUR REPORTEDLY CALLED UP THIS IS A BIG DEAL

www.mlb.com/cut4/where-d...

This approach is pretty interesting, right❓️

Nintendo DS #lowpoly #pixelart #retrogaming #nintendo

Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.

I keep forgetting Australia is an actual country wtf

Ngl, I'm from Australia, and even I think we're BSing people sometimes.

More of an Old Gold man myself.

#australia #cadbury #fruitandnut

Alright, so ICE don't want us to call them "Gestapo" anymore. That's fine. Why don't we call them "El Proceso" instead?

(You'll get this one if you know your Argentinian history.)

Imagine if, instead of celebrity first pitches, MLB had celebrity first at-bats. Granted, most of them would strike out or get thrown out at first, but something like Ryan Reynolds driving one over the wall would feed generations.

#MLB #HireMeManfred

wrong: "You're an idiot."
better: "Your an idiot."
acceptable: "Your a idiot."
preferred: "Your a idoit."
exceptional: "Your are a idoit."

And before anyone responds: that's 3.59*10^67827.

Close enough. Welcome back, 17776!

Illustration of Aang and Katara, both air bending and water bending respectively. The water below and the moon above have koi fish based on the moon/ ocean spirits

Illustration I did for ATLA's 20th anniversary concert 🌊

The Minnesota Timberwolves are the only team in NBA history to eliminate a team that rosters TWO LeBron Jameses.

A lot to consider.

It was selfish of LeBron James to get old. The Lakers would still be competitive if LeBron James had not selfishly become old.

We were so worried about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, that we missed the *real* killer all along…

if 5 years ago you told me I'd be interviewed by Rolling Stone about my silly ukulele songs I'd say "ummm I don't play ukulele"

Rare devil sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth

This is what a critically endangered Red Wolf looks like. If we work together, we can save them 🐺

nywolf.org