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@xawaomar100 2 years ago This guy gave us a little entertainment while on the computer

#5:

#damn

EZ-Doze Sleeping Pills: “It’s Quittin’ Time!”™

NEW! Scented Moolah

honnnnk :) honnnnk :) honnnnk :) honnnnk :)

Empty threats. I say go for it

Still thinking about this guy. He was the scrawniest old man i have ever seen in my life

Maga hat guy in front of me in the grocery store checkout line was buying two bottles of gummy melatonin and three (!) bottles of cream sherry and i honestly think he’s trying to kill himself but doesn’t know how

Way ahead of you!

calvin of hobbes getting yelled at by his entire class that bats aren’t bugs

(vague european accent) Hey friend we gonna cooking burger

Say no more. How big a check you want me to cut?

👃💨

Bluesky should notify you when someone sees your post and doesn't click like but still blows a little air out their nose

“Aw, gee, I dunno, boss. Can’t we just rough ‘im up a little?” –The Ethical Henchman

The Ethical Henchman

Brendan frasier in the whale as the whale looking at you like that

I don’t even try to justify my opinions anymore. I just look at people like this

This is what broke bsky just now. It wasn’t designed to process an infinite combo

Bro your rate limit is exceeded as hell

It's simply the best game of the year

slay the spire 2 end game run screen. i won btw nbd

afterimage - whenever you play a card, gain 1 block. enchanted with clone. deck had 4 of these in it

speedster - whenever you draw a card during your turn, deal 2 damage to all enemies. deck had 2 of these in it

unceasing top - whenever you have no cards in hand during your turn, draw a card

Nobody cares about this but I felt like a god lol. 4 block per card, 4 damage per extra card drawn per turn, draw cards whenever your hand is empty, play a bunch of free spells, basically cast your entire deck over and over

When it comes to impulse control this country is not exactly leading the chaerge

Her little squirrel tail 😭

Every emoji should have a cracked beat-up version like the house does. Piano missing keys. Guy’s face missing teeth. Beat-up car. Beat-up clown

Nice squabbling. Let me guess – internecine?

I forgot all about that one! I even saw Iron and Wine live once but tbh the main thing I remember about the experience is seeing the neighborhood dealer outside the venue afterwards staring into a puddle talking to machine elves

What was the ur-example of the Sensitive Indie Boy cover song? Was it that godwaful Hey Ya acoustic treatment or do we technically have to go as far back as the Donnie Darko Mad World?

How does a suppurating wad of charisma like JD Vance not pack em in? All the tickets must of been boughten up by Woke

Rainforest

Avert your eyes, crab knave