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The world's cutest cat hiding between cat tower and blanket.

Don't know what I'd do without this little dude.

E-mail from Ancestry reading "You have a hint about your mother"

I mean... they're not wrong.

They have to put those in the simulation whenever there's an option to turn depth of field way up in the video settings.

You mean actually have principles that they adhere to?

Maybe someday...

There's no reason for a Democrat to run from the issue unless they too believe I shouldn't be allowed to exist.

Tim Walz was on the right track here, before the consultants reined him in. The average swing voter finds this obsession with a tiny minority of an already-tiny minority deeply, deeply weird.

I was so glad when I went to check and found my windshield intact. Huuuuge dents on the roof, but they're barely noticeable next to the dents that were already there.

You know, I saw your skeet and thought, "Wait, is Jill in Madison?"

I think our weather is just quantum entangled.

Silver lining: I didn't have to go out to get ice cubes.

The world's cutest cat staring into an aquarium-style computer.

I don't usually go in for this kind of stuff, but I was forced to choose this case because it was on sale.

Actually looks kind of awesome.

Recently learned that many foreigners can feel pain.

Not sure whether this applies to Canadians. Need to do some research.

Listen, I know there's a lot of things competing for your outrage these days.

Don't forget about this one, don't let the media forget, and don't let the psychopaths who did it forget.

Welcome to the one time in history people are actually really, really excited to see the pictures someone took on their trip.

It's been an issue for me every time take my laptop to the past to get some other work done.

I'm reading an early draft of this now (blackmail is an underappreciated tool in the writing community) and can attest that it's sooo fucking worth putting your name on the list early.

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Right? "hallucinating" gives them way too much credit.

I think I'll just play a nice game of solitaire...

HELL YES.

Let's get ready to rumble!

How do you know my activation phrase?

YTD stock performance totallying +17.12%

I've always had a buy and hold strategy with the stock market, until this year.

Now I'm up 17% since Jan1 with the actively traded portion of my portfolio.

What's my secret? I ask myself, "Will this stock go up or down in the hypothetical scenario where the president is a lying moron?"

For the love of fuck... I need both hands to do that.

That's it. They did it.

I hate technology now. I'mma go live in the woods and eat termites with a stick.

The thing is, I AM endangering this phone's mission of keeping me locked to it with endlessly scrolling news feeds and dopamine-squirting apps.

It's gotta be mad at me.

Any other Android users seeing this?

The button that used to turn off my phone now brings up an AI assistant and I have to ask its permission to turn off my phone.

There is no way this can go wrong.

The world's cutest cat scrunched up in a slipper.

I got him halfway trained to fetch my slippers.

This is true, but I have some notes on how you expressed it...

Hey, I finally get it!

The hauntedest f'ing house ever, with caption "Most Relaxing Farm Game of 2025"

'Kay.

Handing the most powerful military in history to that guy at the end of the bar who never shuts up was possibly, on reflection, a mistake.