Aaah, Tokio!

LOOK, MOM! I'M ON TV!

Mislim, da vém, za kóga gré. Gospa Henna Petelin, za perutninski lóbij déla. Vztrajna, prepričljiva, zaló uspéšna. Jaz jo večkrat za družinske piknike najamem, ler je biló védno preveč lremenatelcev pa premal perutničk. 3x, je potrkala in vse zrihtala, zdaj pa pride kak téden al dva pred piknikom.

Kakó ps zvéš, da si DJ? A tó kšn mejl póšlejo?

As long as he's prom.iskuess.

Smoking is bad for him.

The queen was very tiny, it's not a big ned.

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Pa iméla pasjo erékcijo.

I've always figured... if I ever build a small dungeon under my house, they're gonna outlaw private prisons. Just my luck. I'll never be rich.

You want him to be sent to the... gym?

Dobr si stiskala. A maš žulje?

In two weeks.

In two weeks.

V dobri družbi je naš Janez.

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Šiško j3 bil original MAGA :D

Step Chief Engineef, are you stuck? Step major, what are you doing?

Odlično! Jaz bi se samó potóžil, da ste mi zadnjič pripeljali skoraj mrzlo Mravlje plézajo na drevó iz Shaolina, zató Vam nisem dal napitnine. Drugače pa vse kul in Vas bóm volil.

OH, TA LIPA!

Lipov list!
Z veje so te sneli!
In te teptati jeli!
Umazani podplati!
Umazani tati!

Zdaj pa lipa več ne sameva.
List na veji spet uspeva.
Slovenije ne jemlje več hudič,
ni vse zanič, kar je na ič.

Kar midva začniva

Kómaj čakam pésmi!

A tó harmóniko je délal isti dizajner, kot tisto na spomeniku Slavku Avseniku?

Siemens: "Sorry, your trains are not here yet."
Slo želéznice: "Here's your money."

AHAHAHAHA :D

And Jesus is supposedly just god's incarnation on Earth. An avatar, so to say. A sacrificial one on top.

You can't really use christianity to knock knock on their conscience about this. Their god did call for genocide and also genocided entire humanity once.

Ajdon Gedit :(

Ampak vseen bó pa v en SDS vpisan, ni važn kjé.