when i see another tgirl with a boob job, thats a very fast sister connection

thanks i found it on the Peanut App

writing event blurbs like "ADJECTIVES ADJECTIVES ADJECTIVES DJ NAME ADJECTIVES ADJECTIVES"

my brain's autopilot short circuited and I greeted an approaching family of customers with a loud and hearty "WAAHOO!"!

someone should email me please

i’m soo drunk olav basssooosskiiiiiii

Olav Basoski is like if a gen x dutch man was my family

go birds bitch

find my friends? yes i find them very beautiful

Bloor? Dundas? Yonge?? haha okay man whatever you say

that’s my wife !!!!

CBC can’t have a show called Son of a Critch after already having a show called Schitt’s Creek, get a new bit

DOECHII BEST TO EVER

being a main pop girl is genre-less actually

FUCK YOU BART HARLEY JARVIS!!!!!!

bals sploded

using the advanced science of vibration………………. to get off!!! 😈😈😈

you’re so joe calderone to me

in the waiting room at fae’s wisdom tooth extraction——grind never stops