Why Wikipedia editors have deleted entries from the “List of unusual deaths”: “hippos are extremely dangerous and very aggressive and there is nothing unusual about hippos killing people” “the man was working on the toilet, making his death inherently less strange than if he had been using it” “no longer an unusual or unique occurrence” regarding impalement by beach umbrella “being hit by multiple motorcycles in a race is not an unusual death” “fatalities involving objects or animals being launched into oncoming traffic are considered commonplace” regarding a Canadian couple’s fatal collision with a “flying bear”

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

I'm late to the party! I've only just found out you have bluesky, and through that only just learned you're leaving Blizz!

your presence in overwatch, a game I love, has been a blessing for a community I adore, and I hope Norway treats you well

it's crazy that there's someone out there being so fabulous that I can't stop thinking about them all the time

yet if i talk to them about how fabulous they are all the time, I'm the weird one?

what am I MEANT to be doing with all this admiration

I'm due a reread of slaughterhouse 5, this is astonishingly good

Sending you strength (pls send it back I'm very fragile)

The Young Ones - Bank Manager YouTube video by scott lord

people like that respect strength, open with "Darling fascist bully-boy" and THEN tell them people are dying www.youtube.com/watch?v=217P...

I have finally discovered the exact way I wish to be identified by men

I'm genuinely sorry to hear that. I hope it transitions into a beautiful day, you got my discord if you just wanna natter with someone disconnected to it all. Pls accept this cute Nito and Priscilla art in this trying time

i don't know what alt text is, you know it's dark souls baybayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Not my home, but I know my way around

when your political homie has one too many drinks

too gay for my own good but wow women

Ellen out here trying to give me hope

technology made allegedly for our convenience is stealing the joy of experience

i'd only leave Andy alone if I saw him drowning in a vat of piss

my only two braincells reviewing every skeet and text I sent last night featuring @tophbbq.bsky.social

only cool & sexy people can see this post btw

Only hot and intelligent people can see this reply btw

my girlfriend did a really cute drawing of us and i am being a big homosexual about it

Holly YES

You and chipzel being so gay and so into each other honestly gives me life

In a world where twitter is just full of rage bait immigration junk I very genuinely believe the antidote is love

idiot

I HATE THIS CUNT MOST

Really I think I might just mean lily Allen I tried listening to her new album and my main takeaway is man lily Allen is really goin through it right now

When I say straight women got enough shit to go through its not coz I don't love queer women, I LOVE queer women but queer women get to have other queer women and be gay together, whereas straight women really out here raw dogging life without any gay at all

(Straight women shouldn't have to tell me if they're gonna change their hair they got enough shit to deal with)

Everyone i like should have to tell me if they're gonna change their hair in case I like their hair too much and have to veto it

Omg I'm so sorry I forgot to get you a card for your last ~20,000ish birthdays but happy birthday!!

straight women shouldn't have to stop at red lights they got enough shit to deal with

straight women shouldn't pay taxes they got enough shit to deal with