You have a thing fishing on your line, reel ‘em in slowly. 🤣

Awake apnea:

Love to say Happy Earth Day, but really? If the planet could talk, I think it would be saying OMG, WTF. We know how to improve conditions on the planet: reduce emissions, pollution, overfishing, conserve more, protect and restore natural habitats, etc. There's still hope and time. 🧪🌎

Tee and hee! 🤣

“What that means is Kash is going to setup a GoFundMe for some Right wing welfare. What that means is I’m switching to referring to myself in the third person to distance myself from myself.”

Damn good thing I wasn’t taking a sip of coffee when I saw that. 😂🤣 It would’ve come out of my nose. 😆🤪

Nope

“What that means is the discovery in the trial would be hugely embarrassing and I would lose in court. What that means is I’m going to blather on for the people who will just see me now trying to look innocent. What that means is I’m toast. What that means is my celebrity girlfriend will leave me.”

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MAGA punching themselves in the face then crying cuz their faces hurt is my new favorite kink.

Self-own without self awareness. Rinse, repeat.

Most US-produced oil is light & sweet. Many US refineries cannot process it, they were built to process heavier, sourer crude from the Middle East. “Drill baby drill” is bullshit obscuring facts . Changing the mix of refineries to accommodate US-produced crude would be expensive & take years.

No greater sore losers & whiny pukes than Trump, GOP & MAGA!
The American people are tired of being poisoned by a toxic GOP that offers nothing but lies, ignorance, fear & hate
Trump is the end point of this misery & it is time to #VoteOutAllGOP

What do I get for a reposting?

“We’re going to need a screen shot of that”

He also used his space company to buy Cybertrucks from his failing car company he calls an AI company.

Trump to posthumously pardon Michael Jackson too?

Exposing a Global Surveillance Empire:

The same cohort also ate paste as kids.

Seems counter productive given all the Americans posting Iranian memes and videos on Bluesky.

Bluesky Disrupted by Sophisticated DDoS Attack A pro-Iran hacker group has taken credit for the attack on Bluesky, which appears to have lasted 24 hours.

Bluesky Disrupted by Sophisticated DDoS Attack

A pro-Iran hacker group has taken credit for the attack on Bluesky, which appears to have lasted 24 hours. | Security Week

www.securityweek.com/bluesky-disr...

The Dumbass region seems to fit the honoree.

AOC Renews Call to Oust Trump After Report on His Exclusion From Situation Room “In some ways, you kind of want this guy on a golf course more,” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lamented.

AOC Renews Call to Oust Trump After Report on His Exclusion From Situation Room truthout.org/articles/aoc...

Yesterday, About Face: Veterans Against The War took over the Cannon Building at the Capitol.
U.S. Capitol Police said 66 people were arrested during the demonstration, which was organized by several veterans groups.

And he wrecked Chairy!

Scoop: DeSantis "begging" Trump for prime role in administration He's expressed interest in attorney general, secretary of defense and the Supreme Court, sources say.

Scoop: DeSantis "begging" Trump for prime role in administration www.axios.com/2026/04/21/d...

No shame in the wah’s. Is the micro vibe new for you?

I took the Tubesteader Beekeeper off the grab and go (the plain thing is an output step down before hitting the amp) and built an all in one foot switch for the Studio Preamp.

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

How Push Notifications Can Betray Your Privacy (and What to Do About A phone’s push notifications can contain a significant amount of information about you, your communications, and what you do throughout the day. And there are myriad ways that law enforcement can

There are myriad ways that law enforcement can access the content or other metadata of push notifications. Let’s fix that. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Peter Thiel is building a parallel justice system — Powered by AI - Coda Story His investment in Objection.ai points to a new model: private investigations, AI verdicts, and accountability mechanisms that operate outside democratic institutions.

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