proof that aspartame is bad: according to youtube shorts, scientists have created an 'aspertane knife' which kills people if you stab them with it.
still think you;-r soda is safe,? well..

yes my wife

My new awesome fridge

a fruit femme from lucid blocks with little paws, laying down and saying "Wawoo"

#art
i keep thinking abt the lil pears......

you can't just do regular educational video game content anymore, now you also have to make some kinda pun about jerking off every few minutes

love the term ivory tower.
not only are you so far up your own ass that you're in a tower, that tower is also made of slaughtered elephants

fucked up that wolfenstein is not a game about werewolf frankenstein, you're fucking kidding me

mario was doing nothing today, march 10th MY ASS

*teaching americans about relationships*
okay so imagine a game of baseball

they should make a balatro but for blackjack, i wanna win a round by hitting 21 aces in a row

i've stubbed my little toe so many times that at this point i don't even emote or yell i just sit like this

everyone wanted to be "the meme guy" in 2016

sometimes baba isn't even you, they're some other shit you don't even know the ramifications of yet

everyone in the main fighting cast of dragon ball has battle autism except for gohan who has regular autism

i think minecraft should add a dimension without death pits that erase all your items, might actually wanna go there

sometimes you'll even have classmates who look down on you if you're less passionate than them, wowie!

sad thing about university is that you're expected to be passionate about all the projects you do but due to the stress of deadlines and multiple courses at the same time it just kinda becomes a checklist where you're trying to fill in the bare minimum

"I don't have internalized transphobia, I'm just always ready to drop a paragraph about why this male character could never be transfem at the drop of a hat, you're a hysteric bitch if you read this as internalized transphobia and you need to touch funny grass hahaha terminal online"

fandoms be like "it's bad that this transfem theory is getting transphobic backlash, but I would NEVER EVER in a million years support this theory and also it's a headcanon not a theory and the people who post about the theory are ANNOYING BITCHES, but yeah the backlash is bad i'm not transphobic"

i love female characters who kill loads of people and are covered in blood and the narrative says it's all good

ice climbers is lost media now
climate change melted it

fnaf lore is dumb as hell. let's introduce the bite of 87 and then next game reveal another different bite. let's make the killer purple in cutscenes, but no he's yellow in this one to make it less obvious, let's make his son literally purple actually. there are 10 dead kids now, all called Jeremy

the nintendo gametoilet

lost media youtubers saw god and god told them that every piece of promotional spongebob material must be documented or they will all go to hell

it was awesome when we ate the entire game award buffet togethter after winning (it was free)

just won the game awards again, thanks for the votes everyone

accidentally wake up at 12 on a december day and now i get 3 hours of daylight

i'm like if a rotting corpse was alive

gf asked me if i'd heard the news about the game awards desert portal and i hadn't heard about it so i was just completely taken aback by the concept.
game awards is just making portals and spells and ominous relics now, it's the dark sorcerer awards now

alas... the lobster trance...