If I zonk out now I might wake up at the perfect time to watch the meteor shower,

the doc says I gotta avoid iron supplements yo get a baseline and ooof

I have been extraordinarily tired for three days now. I feel like the walking dead jfc

A green space alien with a joint in one hand and a weed leaf in the other exhales smoke with a big smile. Text above the alien says "I know why they're here..."

Who knows what day it is??

an adorable fluffy orange cat with his paws hanging over the connection panel of a NuMark DJ mixer

DJ Meowzers on the Numark

Its good that account lets us know not to trust any of their opinions by having their pinned post be a quote from Neville fucking Chamberlain

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

The 360 is so good, and for me, bonus is it has Jeff Minter's "magnum opus" (his words), the built- in music visualizer

As a fan of cursed entertainment I think they should remake the film version of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf but its Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars in the lead roles.

I bet Ryan Reynolds can make this happen

Y

Please help this man, it's an emergency.

reminds me, I need to watch that copy of "return to mayberry" that somehow landed on my plex

Ideal relationship dynamic

Jimmy Nuprin, Boy Analgesic

An orange cat cautiously enjoying the grass in the spring sunshine

Punkin says hello

oooooh I need to catch up with their Spotify stuff, missed a doozy there

Oooh, I wonder how their resident libertarian is taking it??

adding the roadster and cybertruck makes it even more cursed, but I don't think those names are part of the intended joke: R S3XY C (Are sexy, see?)

I just realized an insanely annoying hidden "joke" wrt Tesla's naming convention. Model S, 3, X, and Y. That's right: S3XY

charisma-free hack

The real reason Vance thinks he knows more than the pope on Catholicism is the reason he thinks he knows more than everyone in everything: the malignant effects of Yale Law School

New NOVA episode about Artemis II marred by surprise appearance by Eric Berger as one of the talking heads, ugh

I’m glad that Eric Berger hate is the consensus here on Bluesky dot com.

its fine that the santa con guy stole all that charity money. you gave money to the fucking SANTA CON charity? it says "con" right there, might as well have handed your wallet to the wallet inspector

An Elderly Shaggy talks about Mystery Inc YouTube video by Michael Fry (BigDirtyFry)

Now I’m literally lightly sobbing at this Scooby Doo one

youtu.be/Y-8ArFVUvCg?...

this is so goddamn good

Hunter Mode, not a single thought except murder

"Is this why I am weirdly tired all the time?" "Uh, maybe?"