Everyone else:

And a third! Three robbed homers in one game.

Adell again, wow.

Searching for a former clarity… yup, still rules.

Whoever made this grid 2x3 instead of 3x2 needs to pay for my OCD therapy

a little girl is riding a toy car with the words let 's go written on it . ALT: a little girl is riding a toy car with the words let 's go written on it .

Anyway, the season can start now

Last draft of the year in the books, an online Main. I made up for some mistakes from my Vegas drafts, but also found some new mistakes to make... Sheehan could've been a closer and Jax an SP, not sure if I'll regret that. Also could've found 3B later than I took Okamoto, could've taken SP there.

Fade to: BUT HE NEVER GOT ANYMORE GRAY HAIR

Good call, feels like a good time in history to check out anyway

It gets worse

#LeagueOfLife

Death, taxes, and fantasy drafters complaining about leaguemates using too much slow-draft clock

Just seeing this, truly sorry for your family’s loss, Sal. Daisy will be missed. RIP.

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

Searching down old roads instead of pavin’ new ones

The power plant made him do it.

METS: Here's a ton of money for three years
BLUE JAYS: Here's a lot of money for seven years
DODGERS:
KYLE TUCKER: This is so hard
DODGERS:
KYLE TUCKER: But I'm gonna have to go with the Dodgers

Fantasy football references in IHOP commercials, what a world

Worth noting that flying garbage was more entertaining than this game for at least few moments

Niners trying to finish this game with more points than plays

Cardinals getting absolutely suffocated by penalties, 13 for 95 yards. (Niners have 1 for 15.)

That really was some weak looking watermelon

Bigger bases, bolder flavors

Has Fields been bad? Yes. Was this a brutal spot for him going overseas to face the Denver defense? Also yes.

a man in a pink shirt is running with a sign that says " drama " ALT: a man in a pink shirt is running with a sign that says " drama "

Cardinals backfield? No thanks!

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

a cartoon character with a big head says " how come we never score " Alt: a cartoon character with a big head says " how come we never score "

Both fanbases for the last couple hours

Incredible throw

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

aj pierzynski is thinking bunt here