Arsenal. Very funny football club imo

🚨 In Light Of Global Events, The Official Correct Amount Of Pints Has Been Revised To Five (5) Pints

Journo talks about the threat of genocide like it's a late-stage transfer negotiation that probably won't happen

The most burying of the lede I've ever seen

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Not now, wireless festival

Yeah, probably time to mentally check out

Google AI: Rejection of Labels: O'Keeffe was known for strongly rejecting the sexualized interpretations of her work by male critics, often stating they were "talking about themselves" rather than her art. Independence: She focused on her art over rigid gender roles, frequently pushing back on being labeled solely as a "female artist".  Inherent Bummer +5 She famously stated, "I was bullied into thinking I was gay, but I'm not. I like dudes," as noted by.  Inherent Bummer

Learning about that famous Georgia O'Keeffe quote

There'll be no 🤌 at this world cup then. I'll tell the bambinos

This your April Fools, rimsy?

He obviously hasn't as he's no doubt a bit of a boot-licker, but imagine if he had some post on his socials about Trump that gets uncovered and he isn't allowed in. And there's pictures of him looking sad at the airport with his little world cup. Could be a highlight of the tournament for me, Clive

Can I just shock you? I'll actually quite like Trump's draconian travel bans if they target anyone who's just sold a second home in Cheshire

Just remembering how good Bowie was at losing his marker.

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The Scott Mills Breakfast Show

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Another One Bites The Dust

The saddam's hiding place meme but I have changed it. So Scott mills is hiding in there that the fan is a CD of a mix of popular contemporary pop '80s classics and anthemic hits tailored for breakfast audience, and the pipe is a crime pipe.

FM26 gamer helps Suffolk team win in real life Pardoe Kendrick joins in with Kings Park Rangers team talks and they are joint top of the table.

My most tinfoil hat conspiracy is that Miles Jacobson plants these "FM player gets an irl football job" stories a la Max Clifford style and none of them are actually true. And yes, that includes the entire existence of Will Still www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me when I see rimbot pop up on my bluesky fpl feed

This is the manosphere I want to be part of

Never knew such a thing was possible on this website

I'm getting put over on Danish bluesky tonight. Finally made it lads

Their players are so bad at taking penalties because they've learnt that goals = Coldplay. I call this Martin's dog

Midtjylland play Coldplay after scoring? Should be an instant expulsion from all competitive football imo

An instagram post from AZ Alkmaar wishing a Happy Birthday to a player called Jizz

The utter irrelevance of this man needs to be studied

Lived it. Loved it

Is Igor Tudor the premier league’s first accelerationist manager

He's going to win. Whether he wants to or not

Siri, define spursy

Nothing says brit journalist more than when an entire region is at war but you're still fucking obsessively writing about the UK and USA's "special relationship"

Trump after Khamenei's death