The cat is currently attempting to eat lettuce?

Wowza

i been thinking about this salad for a month boof macaroni and now i’ve finally made one for my house

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I think that we should simply run on prosecuting the rich for their crimes instead of creating a low trust society that will sow the seeds for further fascism

Yeah I work for The Onion*

*the glowing vidalia that floats in the back of my cupboard and commands me to commit crimes

I’m reposting the broth video because sometimes I just need to see it

Microsoft Slorp

The coleslaw hate is so forced, it's literally cabbage lmfaoo

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I see it!

Fresh mushrooms, mini cukes, fake crab, Olive Garden dressing, and, because I'm fancy af, I sprinkled dill on it.

ate a big salad to offset getting drunk. turned the salad into 40% cherry tomatoes cause they were gonna go bad. i am a hero

Wanderer above the Sea of Fog, old painting of a man seen from behind standing up on a rock atop a mountain viewing foggy distance of other rocky mountains. more information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanderer_above_the_Sea_of_Fog

elden ring game shows a person in samurai armor with a long bow on his back standing over a similarly foggy view of bumpy ground in mountains in the distance.

breath of the wild link. standing on a rock above cliff edge overlooking trees and misty mountains in the distance, recreating the same kind of look.

Ghost of Tsushima game producing a similar view also with a character. has a bow worn on back overlooking misty trees and hills down below from third person view.

y’all bully me about coleslaw when the real villains are people who sleep with socks on

mediterranean salad bowl with romaine, chicken, garlic sauce, harissa, croutons

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I got a fancy salad bag with potato chips instead of croutons. It seems so obvious in retrospect

Go shorty it’s ya earth day

Holy shit. I think I just had an actionable business insight

Time is a flat pizza pie

photo of the driver seat of a van, taken from the passenger side. the window is open and a cherry blossom tree branch is inside the van with pink blossoms and copper colored leaves

Need to start calling it leaf sauce instead of salad dressing

Just found out Caesar dressing has anchovies in it… wow

time to put some festive leaf garnish on my croutons and dressing

A salad of mixed greens, artichokes, olives, green onions and tomatoes with a dressing of olive oil and lemon juice on a white light sitting on a light brown placemat.

Fridge cleaner salad. 🍽️🍜

pickles are kind of undeniable

*takes notes*

🎉 What's the secret to looking so young?

give us this day our daily brassica

The Germans even have an expression “Sei kein Frosch” which means “Don’t be a frog”.