insane ads being delivered on hell-bird app

Dinosaurs, consider yourselves avenged

oh how i wish to live in a world where this was shocking

im not saying this to discount it at all covids super dangerous in its own right and has been known to be passed to pets before particularly with the original strain 😭 just asking! the timing between it & the spike in covid cases just piqued my attention

i hope i don’t sound like a complete asshole asking this but. are we sure the mysterious dog virus isn’t covid.

A Potentially Fatal Illness Is Spreading Among Dogs. Here Are The Signs. The mysterious outbreak has been causing respiratory symptoms in pets in several regions of the U.S. Vets share what you need to know.

Dogs are getting sick and dying from a mystery respiratory illness in states across the country

came back for @heterophobique.bsky.social mostly hi bestie

hi bluesky what’s up. twitter is dead so we’re here now ig

Elon Musk is so mad about all the advertisers fleeing X, he announced he’s going to sue Media Matters

and in his statement, he appears to confirm the accuracy of their reports in an attempt to downplay it

good luck with that lawsuit

oh it’s a marathon not a sprint? so like, even worse??

removing headlines from news articles is the funniest thing elon has done so far. crafting an experience where the user is perpetually scrolling through 25 consecutive uncontextualized pictures of donald trump and timothee chalamet and then reading something vaguely antisemitic

i need you all to hold me accountable & force me to stop using twitter