/nods morosely in Astros

YOU’LL CRASH THE WHOLE DAMN SITE

The wheels have no lug nuts, they are scotch taped onto the axels

We also now have a Dustin Johnson, I believe.

Keeping up with these minor league acquisitions who immediately have to get called up is head spinning.

There’s a non-zero chance they’ll open a criminal investigation of The Atlantic

“He’s such a genuine guy”

Tom Hanks was still only a comedian at that point

That is a plate of sadness

Hard to think of anyone as overqualified for anything than Queen doing the Flash Gordon soundtrack.

PBS Kids app

(Advice may be many years out of date)

the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

The next “patch” is basically going to be Civ 7.5, totally reworking the game

Dragon’s Lair

I don’t think Jordan was betting on games, but his “retirement” was 100% forced by Stern due to his other gambling.

FRICKIN LASER BEAMS

It would be nothing, but Simmons was saying that he’s also refusing to fly their two-way players to games, refusing to pay for late checkouts, balking at paying the coach any real money, etc. it seems like he’s really aiming to do it on the cheap.

Dodgers whining? Well I never.

Maybe because it was my first to perform, but I absolutely think it’s West Side Story.

I guess I’ll have to shop at HEB even harder now.

Killen’s?

He will absolutely say “two chronicles”

I am so fucking tired of waking up and reading about the latest massacre

I am so fucking sad that none of this surprises me anymore

Poor Overweight something

Love this for you.

It does lead me to question the age old wisdom given to me that “the best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun”

The whole problem with GG is that people were watching “snarky people drink fast, drink coffee” and Palladino was always writing “you will turn into the worst parts of your parents, it’s inevitable “

Just a WAG but married but withheld at single rates?

LAUXYER!

“Saudi Arabia fucked me” - Brooks Koepka

People had no idea just how much money Oprah was giving them.