Ew. If that’s the thing, no wonder Canada doesn’t have it.

What’s this “pickle” you speak of? Some American thing?

Certain members of Congress are surely concerned about Israel’s obvious anti-semitism here.

“Canada’s growth should be the same as the country where they hand trillions of dollars to the military industrial complex every year via government debt financing.” No, it should definitely not.

“If I have to choose between another unending war, and Christmas being on a Wednesday, I guess it’s war.”

I’m happy for you. Or sorry that happened.

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Tune in to the Sunday shows to learn why “in war” and “in a war” are COMPLETELY different things, only one of which requires Congress to approve it.

Drunk History, but for ghost stories?

She’ll be replaced by someone who is absolutely convinced that THEY will be able to suck up to Trump enough that he won’t fire them, but he will. They never learn this lesson. There is nothing you can do to build good will with him. You are only useful as a minion until you’re useful as a sacrifice.

My sister in law just got back from safari, and wanted to pet EVERY animal they saw.

Maybe not the hippos…

This means we can touch the rest of the animals?

Why do I think there will be a lot of em dashes in this book?

Holding out hope that perhaps Trump will soon choose to go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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Annie Hall came out half of the entire history of the motion picture industry ago, and Seinfeld came out half of the entire history of the television industry ago

There used to be a novelty thing you could buy, a dog leash with a stiff wire in it and a collar at the end, for doing just this.

Alternately, you had a great one season show, which was an unexpected smash hit, and the network demanded two more seasons that you never had a plan for.

Trawna.

…and I’m all out of pasta.

It was either an intentional top secret op or a massive fuck up. Either way, Trump will brag about it to the press before the weekend is through.

Dick is arguably to blame for most of what’s wrong in the world.

Dick Wolf only a portion of that.

I believe that moving around that much makes extroverts more extroverted (gotta make friends quick!) and introverts more introverted (why bother, we’ll just move again). Until I was almost 30, my friends were mostly the books I read along the way.

9 schools total, but 8 between grades 6 and 12. Some of that was living in the same house but moving from jr public to sr public, and from sr public (but a different one…) to high school.

Veterans too, whose number one concern is actually not with health care or pensions, but where they might go for things like a party to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Fleeing in Disgrace from Vietnam.

Oh yes, the military surely wanted this. Can’t remember how many times I’ve seen statements from generals and admirals bemoaning the fact that they don’t have a gilded ballroom to discuss and launch their attacks from, or a suitable place to welcome home their overseas casualties.

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Fiscal Conservatism.

Imagine living to 500 and not having the works of Homer, Dante, Shakespeare, Dickens, Chaplin, Brooks, Spielberg, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, and thousands of others to fill your time. Just walking around in the forest, eating whatever berries and squirrels you may come across, all day, every day.

Whatever you do, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT look up canned salmon recipes from things like Good Housekeeping in the 60s.

I know this is not at all the point, but… you’re not sure how old you are now? There is admittedly a lot going on in the world right now, but I’m still able to recall how old I am, with only a barely perceptible pause… 😉