I should note: I’ve been told I’m a massive flirt, but it’s entirely by accident. I think there are some folks who are just stunned someone genuinely is interested in their thoughts. Might be a bit of an ace thing though; I didn’t know I was like that till my partner mentioned it.

Can confirm. Not a single friendship worth making lost so far.

Idk, anyone check Russia? He is a republican after all.

He broke my water heater last week too

Kinda want that on a business card now.

I will fashion a locker out of available materials if necessary.

Have you had the pops? They’re like the butterfinger bbs of coffee crisp and amazing out of the fridge.

An open bag of coffee crisp minis (chocolate covered coffee wafer candy) sitting on top of my laptop bag at the airport

At the airport, ready to head home with important cargo. I still don’t understand why they don’t sell coffee crisp in the US. I bought a bag for snacking and 6 packs of individually wrapped fun sized bars (they sadly do go stale or I’d have bought more 😂)

Every time I cross the border, I bring back a duffel bag of those, Canadian Kit Kats and aero bars. Here in MI a few gas stations will sell them near the bridges.

“Your honor, he had it coming”

I also had a similar reaction. One could say it’s damaged the brand. Someone else though. I’m an engineer after all.

Just ordered the plushies. My partner will be thrilled :)

A collab with @jessiegender.bsky.social? (if she’s available and willing, of course)

I thought these were decorative French fries, and I had a few friends who would have been so excited

This is the “You can’t fire me! I quit!” school of international relations.

Like Poochy without the redeeming qualities.

Can confirm. Especially the honey ones. Put those on the dash during a road trip.

Honestly, if the happened on my next visit, I wouldn’t be phased. I miss Portland.

But we love their fuzzy disapproval 😻

The only state Michigan’s interested in taking part of is Ohio, and that’s because they stole Toledo. It’s more principle at this point given, well, Toledo.

Even if you just ate peeps, I’m not one to judge. That’s what cats are for 😸

Come to think of it, tossing Bloomberg terminals might be just the thing.

I think he’s dumb enough to think there are still actual stock tickers, so yeah.

Really doing their best to get oil futures back above $100 before opening bell, aren’t they?

I expect nothing less than an opera on the subject.

Oh I’ll be celebrating most tastefully, at first. I expect the celebrations to become rightly tasteless quickly.

Much appreciated here too.

I’ve been reading @kenwhite.bsky.social too long. I can’t look away from the “fire in a crowded theater” line. Totally agree on the “threatening genocide is cause for removal” part though.

But they are all bastards

Also, fuck Joe Rogan.