Oh nooooo 😭 good luck 💖 I hope they recover quickly & it doesn’t get shared x

Damn those replies certainly are nothing

My biggest flex is that we went to a birthday party a few weeks ago for J’s bestie, and when I saw their mum again this past weekend; she said that the other parents were complimenting mine & my partner’s parenting to her 😌 gonna be riding that high for the rest of my life

2 years, 1 month on T (almost to the day) and I just trimmed my mo’ for the first time 😌

still kinda mad about the guys who have a full beard 8 months in, but good things take time or something I guess 😒

Oh yeah! These 2 are so cute together 🥰🥰

I just read 2 books back-to-back that were beautiful but also felt quite heavy, so I’m rereading this gay lil romcom to lighten things up a bit 🥰

Sitting out in the breeze with a coffee in hand, listening to the birds flirt with each other & reading this is the ✨perfect✨ end to my weekend

We gave my kid’s friend a lift to a birthday party today, and when we got to their house they asked J for a cuddle and said “I missed you! Did you miss me too?” 😭😭😭

How does it feel to be god’s favourite?

Yeah my kid was pretty bummed about not having “the one with the red hair & the purple hair & the blue hair” last time we got a happy meal

Drive safe! Good luck! 🚙 beep beep

Yes, that would be an accurate word for this book I think

💖

A book being held in a lap- it is All Fours by Miranda July

I don’t know how to describe this book, except that I feel different now than when I started reading it 2 days ago.

✌️✌️ is so cute hahaha happy birthday 💖

I’ve never heard of them! I’ll have to look them up 😅 we do have a mini SNES thing, we’ve been playing super Mario & Mario kart (by which I mean we put it on & try to teach them how to play, then they get frustrated after a few minutes and we stop lmao)

Fair enough!! I don’t know how it happened!

My kid is almost 4 and tonight I realised that they don’t know what a cowboy is?????? How did this happen?? I’ve failed them

Ohh noooo that sounds awful!!

Omg it’s the worst!! Like how can my own voice do that??!!? Silly!!

Do y’all ever get overstimulated by the sensation of your own voice vibrating through your skull when you speak?

My kid just said “good plan 😉👍” after they told me they were going to do something and I said “okay!” I wish I had their confidence

💖💖💖hoping for the best for you x

Ah I thought that might be the case!!! Such a shame that you now have to choice but to buy a whole bunch of new tiny animal jumpers 😔

Can he wear the girls’ jumpers or does he have his own wardrobe?

A few of the brisbane city hall clock tower at night; the tower is lit up & you can see the rest of the city stretching out behind it

🥹 world’s best clock

✨✨✨ manifesting it

Uh oh

Of course, I respect your right to be a nerd (only joking, drink whatever you like 💖)

That actually does sound like a perfect day

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I hate it when a bar doesn’t serve schooners and I have to get a pint instead