At first I read that as "Congratulations, Virginia Republicans!" And I was like whaaaa? A misplaced exclamation point in my mind can really alter a sentence!

This is really happening? I heard it got blocked or something...

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🔥 Ashley St. Clair sounds like she’s about to drop a bombshell on pro-Trump influencer Benny Johnson @EdKrassen

I am more convinced than ever that this whole row with the Pope that Trump has created is because that Mr. Crusade hegseth is pissed off that he's not getting blessings from mother Church for what he views as the 9th or 10th crusade.... And he's so high on his own supply can't understand why!

Because, of course he did.

TIL that passage is fake.

Lol, I did not know that wasn't a real Bible passage until today.

One thing that makes the Pulp Fiction script brilliant is Tarantino made up a fake Bible passage that sounds like a Bible passage, introduced it as just something that sounds badass,” then had a character do a thoughtful interpretive analysis of that (false but treated as real) passage at gunpoint.

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Shoutout to the Mets for this

📸 @mets.com

Honeypots have been the downfall of a many an intel operation and when you’re dealing with untrained morons out there to cosplay COD I can see that being wildly effective.

ICE also just hires anyone and starts training them, so i fully expect there to be at least 100 undercover journalists all preparing the same story

People in the military literally get told every year that if a hot girl is talking to them and they are a generous 4 to report it and yet every year a few of them go to jail for their "ukranian" girlfriends

Honeypots, generally, are a tried and true methodology. They have never stopped being effective.

This seems like it's probably likely to be a broadly applicable strategy if they try an operation like that again.

That is a classic!!

Speaking of Starlink, one of those bullet points should be "Elon does something with voting machines"

Governing for the people is so far off the table it’s joined Starlink in low earth orbit

I like how maybe passing positive legislation that helps most doesn’t even occur to these people as a possibility

Someone once referred to this guy as a dog magician and it’s all I can ever think of when I see his awful opinions.

Is that like a magician *for* dogs or a dog who *is* a magician?

Just yes

Kearney from The Simpsons explaining, "Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate."

A top GOP strategist is offering this as an argument as to why the midterms might not be a disaster for Republicans.

Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini This path to a not-terrible midterm now seems more plausible: - Some kind of successful resolution on Iran - Trump then goes to the Artemis splashdown - America 250 good vibes - Midterm convention - Actually force Dems to take bad votes on things like deporting criminals 7:38 AM · Apr 8, 2026 ·Twitter for iPhone

I'm really not exaggerating.

Found it: bsky.app/profile/meid...

Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Imagine going to a ballgame and leaving because you've got 2nd degree burns on your head

This seems like great news for anyone sitting behind the person who buys that hat