Definitely not safe for your lunch break 😈

Wrruufff - God I wish I could get in that 🔥

I'd run so many laps for you I'd shed 20 lbs 😜

God I need an orgy filled with old men right about now

My dream last night went kinda crazy;

-started with my friends and I going to a concert
-one of my friends gets kidnapped and the rest of us go on a quest to get them back
-along the way we execute several heists
-bar fight at the Eagle
-rescue mission then turns into an orgy filled with old men

When will people realize that the majority of us despise AI (or at least don't support it).

Please Repost so more people see and cancel their passes to this event.

I don't know what other artists were treated like this, but Bearpad least of all deserves that.

So one of those random thoughts of “why do you feel more naked in just socks as opposed to actually naked?” And is it that, or just feels more awkward lol. And is it just socks? What about glasses? Or other like single items of clothing? And does it “look” more naked? Settle down brain lol

Come snuggle?

One of my most popular videos… Come hang with dad and stroke our cocks in our briefs.

Send the text. Compliment that stranger. Meet them for coffee (if that's what you're into). Call your friends and loved ones

This is your reminder that any sort of personal relationship is "rude."

We are taught as adults to be polite, but as kids we would hang out with just about anyone who we thought was cool.

We'll never learn to be friends if we keep trying to not impose on one another.

I made dessert too💋

Holy big boof! 😍

I rest my case! 😈🤪💦💦💦

Rest my case! 😈🤪💦💦💦

I've been looking forward to getting this update out. The Chunky Guys app can now tell you everything that's going on: likes, mentions, everything. So you can stay connected and boop and picture message all your faves 😉

It's your birthday, I'm just here to grant your wishes 😜🥵

Happy birthday Coach!! Let me know if there's anything else I can do for your birthday 😜

(only a small part of that has to do with rent being ever increasingly expensive)

Y'know what actually I *do* crave to be part of one of those polycules that lives under the same roof and just hangs out all the time

a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

(but in a sexy way)

need to be filled 🥵

Deep breath….

The glory of seeing this view in person is probably the closest to Nirvana I can get 🥵

If you and I can't be goofballs during sex, then you'd better be either really good at sex or filming it for porn (and even then, that last one is pushing it)

I'm a gooner and a goober, let's just have a good time?

Yuck, I hate it when that happens - I'm so sorry.

His loss though, I would be on call for that hole if I lived close enough. Dick on Demand haha

🥵🥵🥵

I'm a Raglan guy for sure, but the Ringer would look good wrapped around some arms 😍

Ah, that's a good thing to note. Thanks for educating me!

Oh okay, that makes way more sense!