no poppers no alcohol no weed no chemo medication from grandpa no dxm no desert station whippet cartridge no gas station salvia no gay sex no frotting no

Asking to use your bathroom and firing off a dozen posts like "Straight passing people love hiding their lotion" while I'm in there for 45 minutes

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!

this was sadly not me

chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined

we’ve been dating for 3 months now and she put a print of it up on her wall the other day. like a FAGGOT

these two originals (along with a handful of others) are finally available on my site. link in comments <3

Being a fujoshi in the 2000s must’ve been so cool you could like go up to boys and be like wow I heard your parents aren’t cool with the whole gay thing well you and your boyfriend always have a safe space to like make out with each other or whatever at my place lol

wait omg hi you killed it last night

yay yay home is where yay #hiwf

a landscape painted in a blocky style. there are silhouettes of trees on a gently sloping horizon. the sky is huge, deep blue, and strewn with big clouds.

painted one of @estrogen.mom’s photos

can you guys stop posting about doomer lame shit so this app can be usable again

Idk who the pope is but I hate him

to commemorate national library worker’s day, a doodle of my recent library activities

really i was just pretty tipsy. immediately after smoking that cigarette i spent like 20 minutes hopping around in the snow to make it go crunch

my friend whitney sent me these photos of me she took outside a gay bar where i look like a scientist haunted by the consequences of her creations

white boys like to hit the blunt and say some shit like “i am undergoing a transformation”

tranny paul atreides: may thy tuck slip and shatter

DaTendaqueerFoodie: something abt mayo on a fried egg sandwich that feels like incest to me?
Holden Callgirl: Charlese i think if someone served u veal you'd Mohamed Atta their whole shit
Iron Jeff (ADMIN): rule 6
Holden Callgirl: rule s- how the fuck was i "flaming"? do i look like a cheetoes to u?

chastity device locked and hot dogs boiling on the stove. im unbothered

caaaaaat. gouache on paper

Does Maple think Syrup's butt is cute?

i know a girl named zeitgeist

oh yeah? are you gonna make me? 🥵

Nevaeh