@mikeflanaganfilm.com plz plz plz hire a fat girl in Carrie I'm begging you

Happy to announce I have a crush on someone based 100% on his posts and nothing else, never met him never going to, and to me this has got to be the purest most honest form of love we can hope to achieve in our time

Went to cvs today to pick up a few things and I can't believe I didn't think to buy some cream for my tattoo

Imagine being against narcan, like you really want addicts to die and don't care who knows

People still going to new D*ve Ch*ppelle shows in 2024 when he's a horrific transphobic bigot like ok. Every passing day it feels like so called progressive people care less and less about trans people and it's honestly scary.

I love texting someone apologizing for something small and they just never reply and you feel like an asshole even though it was a small thing and you didn't even do it on purpose

Playing Sudoku makes me feel so smart

When ppl call and say they need to speak to someone IMMEDIATELY, my anxiety level IMMEDIATELY rises to 1909876674323%

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

I've been spending all my lunch breaks this week in the smaller kitchen by myself and it's honestly so nice not having to socialize and just enjoy my lunch and listen to podcasts.

Lighting a candle bc all this smoky air fkn stinks. Also no wonder my allergies have been bad!!!

I wish I knew how to make my own clothes bc I desperately want more tops with peter pan collars, especially in dark colors and/or plaid. I have 2 tops like this but they're from hot topic and are v flimsy quality 😢

Someone called us to say they're coming by to drop off a form and it sounded soooo much like this really scary violent dude that we have dealt with before and I was so nervous but THANK GOD it was a different guy

Someone in insta offered me to buy her katie Gavin tix but she "only has apple pay or zelle" I feel like that's a red flag lol

Meaning as 3 separate things, not tacos that have rice and beans in them lol

I wish I could live off tacos with rice and beans

I got 2 promising matches out of this and chatted a tiny bit, but I think I already don't care anymore oops lol

People in the Salem fb page are PISSED that narcan is available via dispensers. God forbid we don't let drug addicts die!

This is one of the most Mondayest Mondays there ever was

The very second I finish my current bottle of shampoo I'm going to buy prose to try. My hair is so different than it used to be and I think Verb changed their formulas so my current stuff isn't cutting it anymore.

I have a library card and got it last year. Please make sure y’all support ya local library!

Being sleepy at work is the fuckin woooorst this coffee is not working fast enough

Also very sick of my stupid skin breaking out and getting new acne every day

I am so tired of taking antihistamines every day bc of these fucking allergies. I almost thought I was getting sick but antihistamines are the only thing that helps 🤷🏻‍♀️

I wish I could take like a 3 month vacation

I wish seafood wasn't so smelly so I could bring leftover fish for lunch at work

I really wanna go to Trader Joe's but I really don't want to change out of my pajamas or leave my house lmao

My throat is so itchy I want to cry

Dang I had forgotten about the type of twitter people who pressure you to follow them. I'm glad the 'follow-back' thing works for you guys but it doesn't for me. Please be gracious about it and respect people's boundaries. ❤️