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Posts by Seatcushion Squirrel

The ferret is knocked unconscious from a booby trap while the weasel boss is trying to wake him up. It is portrayed like an old funny animal comic

The ferret is knocked unconscious from a booby trap while the weasel boss is trying to wake him up. It is portrayed like an old funny animal comic

Wake up, you! >:V

4 days ago 130 25 7 1
Weasel boss helps Frankie out as he regains his senses

Weasel boss helps Frankie out as he regains his senses

Five more minutes...💫💫💫

2 days ago 123 32 6 0
Joey lies bonked and sees Jaqs around his head. He then sports a leaky boner

Joey lies bonked and sees Jaqs around his head. He then sports a leaky boner

Seeing Jaqs (colored and cleaned up)

14 hours ago 67 17 2 0

This is huge news for farters

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Tito, Chubby anthro blue skunk, smiles at the viewer as he spreads Vino's ass apart revealing his glistening blue hole. Vino is a red tanuki with beige colored fur on his butt.

Tito, Chubby anthro blue skunk, smiles at the viewer as he spreads Vino's ass apart revealing his glistening blue hole. Vino is a red tanuki with beige colored fur on his butt.

Whether it's your muzzle or your cock you better stick something in while you have the chance.

( Comm for @dogonarock.bsky.social )

1 day ago 10 6 0 0

Stocks? Hell no, invest in STINKS instead! Stinks are SO green right now. They’re blasting off!!

5 days ago 11 6 1 0
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It do be like that sometimes.

3 days ago 130 37 1 0

Sounds like the rent isn’t the only thing there that’s comical u///u

4 days ago 2 0 1 0
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What’s the rent like there? Squirrels are interested

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

I may not be like a full on ABDL fella but I will absolutely turn my ABDL friends into diapers so I can wear them around and feel them blush

4 days ago 8 2 1 0

Investing in skunks too by swiping my card between your butt cheeks

5 days ago 2 0 1 0

Stocks? Hell no, invest in STINKS instead! Stinks are SO green right now. They’re blasting off!!

5 days ago 11 6 1 0

And you make scents!

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

That’s how I know you’ve always been an ass, I been stuck to you the whole time!!

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

You’ve always been this way, never anything else before! Just a butt~

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

You’ve always been a Butt, remember ~?

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

What a normal picture of you as you’ve always been!

6 days ago 1 0 1 0
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Pinned
the butt sniffer version

bad guys 2 deleted scene you can only find on the dark web

🐺 support makes me produce more deleted scenes magnetusart.carrd.co 🦊

1 week ago 852 190 8 1
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Awww that’s cute honestly! It’s nice to get recognition and acceptance like that 💜

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People take one look at you and just *know*, because your fart soul burns so bright ✨

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tiniest Sabrina fart

1 week ago 131 28 1 0

No alts, the fart is integral to the composition

1 week ago 221 31 9 1

I did! And I’d do it again!!

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Farted on so thoroughly that you don’t just have a Fart Stink

you don’t just have a Fart Aura

you now have a Fart Soul

1 week ago 18 2 2 0
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getting packed deep where the sun dont shine!

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Tom Nook, bending over in front of the viewer and leaving his sweaty hairy testicles pooling in his own sweat on the hardwood floor. He looks back with sleazy satisfaction.

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"Ah. Fresh air, yes yes."
"So stuffy in my pants all day, isn't it?"
"But being a very well hung tanuki, it would be indecent to let it all hang out in polite company, wouldn't it?"

"I've come into quite a profitable contract, recently."
"A boy in his thirties... ah, it's just me here; a pay pig has taken out a sizeable loan for my benefit."
"Each month he pays me thousands of dollars so his boyfriend can take a very comfortable vacation."

"Yes yes. A very sweaty, hairy, relaxing vacation."
"A very loving cuckold, to sponsor his partner spending an extended vacation between my legs."
"A vacation as my clammy scrotal skin pooling like taffy beneath my asshole on the floor."

"How many months will this arrangement last, I wonder?"
"Perhaps there is no limit to how far in debt my pay pig will put himself to extend his partner's vacation."
"He is already approaching a year of separation from his partner. Oh... a feel good story warms your heart, doesn't it?"

"Oh, how silly. I've turned myself on. I'm becoming quite erect, aren't I?"
"But then, who am I even talking to? It's just old Tom Nook here alone, isn't it?"
"Yes yes. I am a very well hung tanuki, after all."

Tom Nook, bending over in front of the viewer and leaving his sweaty hairy testicles pooling in his own sweat on the hardwood floor. He looks back with sleazy satisfaction. --- "Ah. Fresh air, yes yes." "So stuffy in my pants all day, isn't it?" "But being a very well hung tanuki, it would be indecent to let it all hang out in polite company, wouldn't it?" "I've come into quite a profitable contract, recently." "A boy in his thirties... ah, it's just me here; a pay pig has taken out a sizeable loan for my benefit." "Each month he pays me thousands of dollars so his boyfriend can take a very comfortable vacation." "Yes yes. A very sweaty, hairy, relaxing vacation." "A very loving cuckold, to sponsor his partner spending an extended vacation between my legs." "A vacation as my clammy scrotal skin pooling like taffy beneath my asshole on the floor." "How many months will this arrangement last, I wonder?" "Perhaps there is no limit to how far in debt my pay pig will put himself to extend his partner's vacation." "He is already approaching a year of separation from his partner. Oh... a feel good story warms your heart, doesn't it?" "Oh, how silly. I've turned myself on. I'm becoming quite erect, aren't I?" "But then, who am I even talking to? It's just old Tom Nook here alone, isn't it?" "Yes yes. I am a very well hung tanuki, after all."

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"I've come into a profitable contract, recently."
"A pay cuck has taken out a loan for my benefit."
"Each month he pays me thousands so his boyfriend can take a very comfortable vacation."

"Yes yes. A very sweaty, hairy, relaxing vacation between my legs."

1 week ago 541 99 10 0

hypothetically if you and your partner got reality warped into the donuts of fat fat-assed anthro scolipede bitches who enjoy making their holes kiss for fun what's the appropriate way to react

1 week ago 32 5 1 0
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He knows you're staring, and what you're staring at... seems like he doesn't mind, though.

Lovely art by @digitalpelican.bsky.social! Show them some love if you have the chance. 🩶

2 weeks ago 126 28 7 1
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Lvfc sketch for @nargle.hyper.wang
🦨💚

2 weeks ago 46 9 1 0