There have been 4 presidents who were assassinated. Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy

He's going to try to get out of the US hosting the Olympics by doing an "America First" Olympics or some shit

I'd love to see the lovely plaque he left for Obama

I swear to god, someone I personally know told me that Kirk faked his death to do some secret undercover mission for Trump. There is NO faking that video

Crazy fucking news day

I don't drink liquor at all anymore. I've been strictly beer for awhile

I'm a bald white dude from Ohio who likes to dress in flannels. I've had other white people say racist or trump supporting things to me only for me to shut them down immediately.

I don't think anyone is forming a Karo-line for that

Apparently Chris Tucker's name is also in the Epstein files

Insane YouTube video by Eminem - Topic

Eminem has a song that unfortunately explains feltching

youtu.be/R6FOFFPatds?...

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed .

I'm gonna make him an offer he will refuse

That family has been through too much

Today I learned Candace Owens has kids

Let's see them do the same with fascism

You know what's really funny? When I didn't know what an Arabic numeral was... I simply googled it. These people see the word Arabic and it just activates their racism.

Folks, take care of your teeth. I didn't when I was younger and I'm dealing with the consequences of it now. This is a wicked toothache!

Fuckin' bicycles, how do they work? Or whatever ICP said

At least 2 US presidents had names for their penises. Warren Harding called his "Jerry". Lyndon Johnson called his "Jumbo"

Coming from the same people who are trying to rebrand the nazi salute as the "Roman salute"

So if I punch a nazi can I just tell the cops it was a friendly disagreement?

Why did he put quotes around Kwame? That's literally his middle name lol

The funniest MAGA defense I saw is "he said McGee" lol

I can

Nicki Minaj's husband is a registered sex offender

Can it pay my taxes?

If this guy keeps drinking he's going to need an OPERATION

"Get a job". It's the weekend?

I'm on beer 4 and I work tomorrow lol

Great player and great human being