Truly some of the hardest I have laughed I a while. If I were driving while listening I would be dead right now!

Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

this is the first mention of YukiDraco on bluesky, I hope this app succeeds so when Yuki name searches in like a year he'll find this btweet :)

Tomodachi Life is going great so far

Goofster - Pebble Appstore It's Goofster! His left eye knows the hour, his right eye knows time. He is not sure what seconds are! Customise him! Adopt your own Goofster today!

apps.repebble.com/56599303db6c... :)

Pebble time showing a watchface that resembles a cheeky little guy, the eyes of the guy representing the hour and the minute hands of a clock. It is displaying 12:05

I wanted to make a watchface for @repebble.com but I accidentally made a son that I love

This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within

i have million dollar homes saved on zillow the same way i wishlist games on steam hoping they go on sale for 75% off someday

"This guys bushel stinks like crazy, it's also so bright, what do you think is going on over there?"

(talking about teaspoon) oh my butter tart spoon

fallout new vegas

How far ahead of my flight should I be looking at the Jetstar menu to work out what I will use my 15 dollar credit on during my 3 hour flight?

Opened bluesky for the first time in months to be here for this one

call me homegrown simpsons pornography the way I be riding BART

Michael B. Jordan has become the first actor from Gen:Lock to win an Oscar

Michael B. Jordan is the first Oscar winner who might plausibly have made AMVs at one point in his life

Looking for playtesters for my "American Pie" TTRPG. You roll up one of the normal highschool students who wasn't part of the famously raunchy movie plot. The current module we are testing is one in which you try to complete your homework and masturbate before bed. On a crit fail, your essay is bad.

Congratulations on the Bort!!

Congrats on making a whole new guy!!

Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

you and goofy in a 12 hour slobberknocker, eventually ending in double knockout

A screenshot of the Trending tab on Bluesky: Chibi-Robo, Mariners, Ghislaine Maxwell, Big Balls.

Sounds like the Mariners have an insane line-up this season

World of Warcraft Orc taking a selfie, in the background, Deathbringer Saurfang says "Pathetic Old orc! Come then, heroes. Come and face the might of the Scourge!"

god this guy is so dramatic

I think that Death Stranding 2 is an incredible game, probably my game of the year. I just wish I didn't pick it up at like, an incredible low point, so it could enjoy it more and more frequently

Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.

Q: What have you been up to lately? Joe: I've been well, participating in the Try Not To Come Challenge, which has been difficult for me.

Q: What does it mean to be a part of the Try Not To Come Challenge? Joe: Being constantly challenged in all aspects of life, feeling a low level of horniness throughout existence.

Today we learned that the website Rephonic does AI generated FAQs for our episodes, including the one with @jkass99.bsky.social

Please do not name it that

SCULLY: Mulder you sound insane
MULDER: there’re tallboy diet cokes, I’ve seen them with my own eyes