Hilarious because Winston Peters is also responsible for PM Luxon 🤣
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Let's get Louise and as many others on the Greens list as possible a seat this November. Make sure you're enrolled to vote nice and early since our current government is trying everything it can to stop YOU from voting, including closing enrolment early.

enrol.vote.nz/app/enrol/

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Nicola Willis is furious that someone else might "get into bed with" the racist old men she's been "in bed" with since 2023

Hypocrisy doesn't begin to cover it #nzpol

Screen shot from the Whakataki Times Instagram page. A photo of a group of MP's sitting in a circle on the Parliament floor. Luxon's face has been superimposed onto another MP's face. The title says: 'Luxon says "compliment circle" will boost self confidence and self worth ahead of election'

On Instagram the legendary Whakataki Times submit a hilarious article 😂

#NzPol #WhakatakiTimes #KiwiOnion

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Phase 2 is like Phase 1 but 1 higher

Important Public Announcement 📣

#nationalteaday

😂

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

Green surge in urban areas
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Wow.
And that’s a VERY big palm tree 🌴
Taller than the hypodermic!

In case you missed it…

Cartoon. Title: “Levels” Image shows PM Christopher Luxon in the foreground, hugging a petrol drum, with his eyeball to the spout, and petrol fumes coming up around his face. Finance Minister Nicola Willis is in the background, her hands clamped to her face, exclaiming, “OMG, Christopher! Huffing the fumes! This is next level!” PM Luxon is saying, “Sniff! No, Nicola, It’s still Level One, and I’m feeling VERY relaxed about it…’

Between the fuel crisis and the leadership vote PM Christopher Luxon has been doing some deep breathing.
My Stuff #Cartoon today #NZpol

In today’s NZ Herald

A woman (80s?) with purple hair, wearing a purple suit and purple Doc Martens, with a pretty white flower in her buttonhole pushes a cafe door open only for a tiny human (1?) to shriek an excited hello from Mum's arms.
Granny's here! And she's fabulous. (4)

Survivor wants good character discounts scrapped from sex offender sentencing Sam Troth has created a petition calling for changes to the Sentencing Act, saying sex offenders should not get credit for their supposed good character.

💯 this. An abuser described as “of good character” is in many ways worse: they’re a good liar, someone who’s adept at hiding who they really are…
#nzpol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...

More than a ‘posh picnic’: Why Sam Neill is right to question the mine OPINION: How have we reached a point where people proudly claiming they've never been to Central Otago are having their say on a new gold mine there.

“If anyone still has doubts about how low the tone of debate around fast-track legislation to approve the Santana Bendigo-Ophir gold mine has sunk, look no further than Damien Grant’s latest - thinly disguised PR exercise, laced with claims - appear to come directly from Santana
#nzpol

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Sam Neill says New Zealand goldmine supporters have threatened him with violence Actor, who has publicly objected to plans to fast-track project near his farm, says he has received personal abuse

Sam Neill says New Zealand goldmine supporters have threatened him with violence
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A pretty special sunrise today viewed from Cheltenham Beach. A vivid mix of orange, red, pink and purple with sunlight reflecting off the water in front of Rangitoto. 6.53 am ISO 20, F1.8 1/205s

Majestical eh? Kia pa tō rā!

Very very funny that Nicola Willis is on Morning Report sledging Tangi Utikere as unprincipled for courting NZ First, with whom she is currently in government

Weekly Political Panel: Nicola Willis and Tangi Utikere Nicola Willis and Tangi Utikere joined Morning Report this morning for the Weekly Political Panel.

National shackle us with NZF, give NZF way more power & profile than they should & suddenly now their jobs depend on it NZF are not a party who should be in coalition. Still NOTHING from National about or for people affected by latest weather & economic crisis
www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...

Should’ve gone to SpecSavers

Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

Measles badly damaged my hearing when I was 4 years old.

But it was much worse for this little girl and her family.

Please vaccinate your children.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

Wrinkly Dog squashed up against my shoulder on the couch

Extremely comfortable position

What I'd just say to you is, Stuart desperately wanted to be at our caucus meeting today to front the media, but unfortunately he had a longstanding prior appointment with David Copperfield, who made him disappear until all this blows over.
#DyinLuxon #NZpol

Dang, doesn’t have the ad seconds countdown anymore, so you don’t know if you’ve got 8 seconds to race or 21 seconds to walk to to the pantry for that bar of chocolate before Corrie resumes

Golden sunrise as sun comes up over Auckland with the silhouette of Sky tower clearly visible on the left. The photo is busy (messy) with reflection artifacts from the bus window.

Whau River mouth at dawn. Among the moored boats is one heading out to harbour leaving a V-shaped wake behind.

Something different this morn. Boat heading into the harbour from Whau River mouth leaves a V-shaped wake. Also, I'm so glad of the putting phone against window trick, which I wasn't able to do for the other photo. #publicTransport #Auckland #TamakiMakaurau #bus #somethingBeautiful #aucklandscenes

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

A PM from the corporate sphere
Said "I have my caucus right here"
But the polls said sixteen
The worst ever seen
And his whip couldn't get him to hear
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Luxon has a majority… for now. #nzpol #sketch