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Sideshow Bob, a cartoon man in a prison, speaking on the phone, saying "Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for citizen chemistry? Do they?"

Sideshow Bob, a cartoon man in a prison, speaking on the phone, saying "Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for citizen chemistry? Do they?"

Every time I hear the words "citizen journalist"

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Not sure about going to the open casket funeral. Remains to be seen.

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Fish cat

Fish cat

Anyway VPN kinda works on here but doesn’t on twitter. Apps containing multitude

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Are you allowed be Irish and have opinions on here yet

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Sting was hench???

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Caucasian male wearing a tiger stripe shirt while standing in a slightly snowy bamboo grove.

Caucasian male wearing a tiger stripe shirt while standing in a slightly snowy bamboo grove.

Y'all mind if a white boy says chúc mừng năm mới?

2 months ago 10 2 0 0
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This event is insane

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I think today I’m going to imagine a person who boycotts Eurovision but is fully for the Israeli soccer team lmfao

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Pearse at laptop

“Fuck this!”

Pearse at laptop “Fuck this!”

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P Pearse Passport application

2 months ago 92 24 2 1

Ah the poor little doteen, and poor you and C also 😭💔 hope she feels better soon ❤️

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A "Mothman Lives!" graphic t-shirt that has been dyed red and black.

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Another Mothman shirt I dyed. This one is dyed on a Night Channels graphic tee & is not for sale, but I can dye you one of your own if you're interested 🫡

(90 shipped, Small to 4XL available, printed on Comfort Colors)

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Also I went back on Hinge and this image is going triple platinum with all genres, please feel free to utilise the cigar smoking tiger

2 months ago 8 0 0 0

Shout out to all my oomfs i kith u

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Every other post is some loser implying anyone still on twitter is a paedophile. Crazy how the evil app (twitter) still has better vibes lmao

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I don’t think I’m gonna be on the “bans every Palestinian” app very often tbh. I think I will leave it to the libs and those horrible little Brits that are mad at us for neutrality - remember that British guy who invoked the holocaust bc we won’t join nato?? World class Bluesky moment god bless

2 months ago 5 0 1 0

Would love a pink hi vis car or van tbh.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

Me trying to make a customer stop yelling at me 🤝 Irish government pretending to govern

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No exaggeration to say this is Government policy across the board these days

2 months ago 90 27 4 1

Humanity should make like a giant broom and use it to sweep Russian forces back into Russia. Sad thing is the EU would just use it to help Israel torture people smh

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

My vote is for Quokkas personally

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Read this as “BEETLES” and was like “yea sure after they cropped out ringo” without question lmfao

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Yeah that’s the good posting

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Grain entrapment - Wikipedia

if you ever want to see your brother alive again, you'll have to help me steal this barley.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_e...

2 months ago 5 1 1 1

yes that's why israeli snipers murder journalists, to save them from freedom fighters. great insight 👍

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That shadow banner thing is beyond handy for sifting through the American slop this app is addicted to serving me lmao

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falling through a time warp to ancient egypt & bonding with the locals over "ooh ah, up the ra"

2 months ago 121 27 3 2

If Ireland doesn't qualify for the World Cup it will be because we are pure of heart and moral, and not that we aren't that good

2 months ago 188 40 4 1

They’re letting cardinals go on these freak boards? Jesus WEPT

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Oh they’re using it to launder money for sure lmfao

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